Top 5 Telegrams....


~~~Shergill Jamsheria~~~
Top 5 Telegrams....

A daughter sends a telegram to
her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the
father receives as : "Father, your daughter has been
successful in BED."


A husband, while he is on a
business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to
his wife : "I wish you were here." The message
received by wife: "I wish you were her."

A wife with near maturing pregnancy
goes to railway station to return to her husband. At
the reservation counter, while herturn came, it was
the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next
to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old
lady and sent a telegram to her husband
which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy
rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

A man wants to celebrate his
wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to
Order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what
message he wants put on the cake. Well he thinks for
a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting
older you are getting better". The salesman asks "how
do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You
are not getting older", at the top and "You are
getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't
start until the cake was opened the entire party
watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are
not getting older at the top, You are getting better
at the bottom".

A man from Agra went to Ajmer.
His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi. When the
man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a
telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to
Ajmer. He sent a telegram. When the wife received the
telegram, she fainted. It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar
gaye ! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)