shayari by computer engineer

>Kuch Arz Kiya Hai" !!! ....
> >
> >Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
> >Woh repeat kar doonga...
> >Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
> >Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
> >******************
> >
> >Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
> >Aur lonely hain...
> >Problem ye hai ki bus voh
> >READ-ONLY hain...
> >******************
> >
> >Shayad mere pyar ko taste
> >karna bhool gaye...
> >Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
> >ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
> >******************
> >
> >Tumhare samne hain itney items
> >kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
> >Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
> >kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
> >******************
> >
> >Roz subha hum karte hai
> >itne pyar se unhe good morning...
> >woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
> >jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
> >Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
> >Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
> >******************
> >
> >Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
> >Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
> >******************
> >
> >Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
> >Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
> >******************
> >
> >Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
> >Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
> >******************
> >
> >Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
> >Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
> >******************
> >
> >Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main
>karoonga
> >Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
> >******************
> >
> >Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
> >Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
> >*****************
> >
> >Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
> >What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
> >******************
> >
> >Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
> >Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
 
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