Sat Siri Akaal Ji

[Master Ji]

Mere walon Sareya nu Pyar Bhari Sat Siri Akaal ji.Myself Navtez from a small village near Batala, Punjab.Pure punjabi ha and belongs to jatt sikh family. But pagg nahi banda kyonki 1 ta cutting hai te dooza banani v ni aoundi. tuhanu kehan di zaroorat ni, minu khud nu eh kehan vich batheri sharam aa rahi hai. Master ji mere id hai kyonki mein 1 private school vich teacher haa. Te savere te shaam nu ghar v tution padai di aa..hor married haa te 1 beti v aa "Roopneet". Chalo baki khulasa kite fer kar lavange...

Plz accept me as a member of ur unp family. Thanx in advance kyonki minu pata tusi kehri nah karni...

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

ssa master ji n Welcome to unp...ik hor majhe wale di addition ho gayi unp ch ...bahut hi pyara naam aa thodi beti da ...baki unp parivaar ch thoda jee aayan nu..te itho de nalayaka nu (mainu chad ke )...padne paa do

 

[Da Tiwana]

janaab jee aayaan nu aa ji tuhaada UNp parivaar ch
chalo aaha punjabi aali maahtarni taan saade kol haigi si ikk pehlaan, te lao ji fer hun maahtar ji vi aa gaye
par maahtar ji gall aini aa ke je kitte tusi hisaab ja fer hindi ja fer greji ja keh lo ke itehaas ja bhugolja smajik, ehna visheya cho koi padhaone ho taan aapni banan de chance ghatt hi ne, kyonke ehna aale maahtar mere naal aap gall ghatt karde aa te ohna da danda vaddh bolda
chalo khair koi ni hauli hauli thonu vi ghar di kadhi pila pila ke aapaan kar lain aapne kanni nu
te baaki janaab beti da naam bohat sohna
vaise taan thonu hauli hauli aape pata laggi jau, par je kade maahtar ji saag, lassi daaru, feem vagera vagera di lod hoi taan sangeo naa, assi baithe haan aithe
aapne amli khaase ghaint ne thodi har mang chheti to chheti poori kiti jaugi
chalo haal lai aina bathera
baaki milde aan fer thonu jamaat ch......................

 

[Sonia_Nz]

welcme shelcmee master jiii
vaisee apppan ki cheejh de master ahhh

 

[Master Ji]

welcme shelcmee master jiii
vaisee apppan ki cheejh de master ahhh

thanx ji, vaise mein kis kis cheez da master haa eh ta mein tuhanu list vekh k hune dasda....lagbhag 16 marklist tyar keetiyan ne....vaise math te hindi nu chadh k sab pada layi da....from 4th to plus two.

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

lo ji fer ta koi darr wali gal nahin ...master ji nu v maths nahin aunda...hun ta asi azad ho ke gerriyan marr sakde aa

 

[Master Ji]

janaab jee aayaan nu aa ji tuhaada UNp parivaar ch
chalo aaha punjabi aali maahtarni taan saade kol haigi si ikk pehlaan, te lao ji fer hun maahtar ji vi aa gaye
par maahtar ji gall aini aa ke je kitte tusi hisaab ja fer hindi ja fer greji ja keh lo ke itehaas ja bhugolja smajik, ehna visheya cho koi padhaone ho taan aapni banan de chance ghatt hi ne, kyonke ehna aale maahtar mere naal aap gall ghatt karde aa te ohna da danda vaddh bolda
chalo khair koi ni hauli hauli thonu vi ghar di kadhi pila pila ke aapaan kar lain aapne kanni nu
te baaki janaab beti da naam bohat sohna
vaise taan thonu hauli hauli aape pata laggi jau, par je kade maahtar ji saag, lassi daaru, feem vagera vagera di lod hoi taan sangeo naa, assi baithe haan aithe
aapne amli khaase ghaint ne thodi har mang chheti to chheti poori kiti jaugi
chalo haal lai aina bathera
baaki milde aan fer thonu jamaat ch......................

thanx for ur warm welcome.vekho hi punjabi nu chadh k tusi sare subject ta ginna dite te reh ki gaya....vaise mein angrezi te bhogoul te smajik te nagrik shaster etc te kadi kadi ah computer v pada lenda...vaise j tusi punjabi padni hou ta oh v adjust ho jou..tution wale bache asi morde ni kyonki mehangai bahut aa..jine aoun ona changa...
baki saag, lassi tak ta kam theek c aa baki diya items di minu zaroorat ni kyonki sehat mittara di pehla hi cha pee pee k down jehi aa...

 

[Master Ji]

ssa master ji n Welcome to unp...ik hor majhe wale di addition ho gayi unp ch ...bahut hi pyara naam aa thodi beti da ...baki unp parivaar ch thoda jee aayan nu..te itho de nalayaka nu (mainu chad ke )...padne paa do

Dhanwad tuhada Simran ji........Aounda janda sanu v kush ni..shayad etho de so called nalayaka kolo hi kuj sikh layie ae......

 

[sunny240]

masterjiii................class(unpies) stand.......

sirrrrr............

 

[ਪਿਆਰ ਉਹ ਜੋ ਰੂਹਾਂ]

SSA Masterjiiiii........

Tuhada bahut-bahut WELCOME aa g Saade UNP Parivaar wich............

welcome

 

[SherDil™]

welkam aa 22 UNP te maro mauja
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[amani23]

sas ri akal master ji....dosti rakhlaeo par master wala danda na kadeo sade te

 

[MAVERICK]

Welcome to UNP..

 

[Sonia_Nz]

thanx ji, vaise mein kis kis cheez da master haa eh ta mein tuhanu list vekh k hune dasda....lagbhag 16 marklist tyar keetiyan ne....vaise math te hindi nu chadh k sab pada layi da....from 4th to plus two.

hindi vich teh unjh hi meraa hand tngh ahh smirk
te mathssss ser de uthoon tata bye bye karr kee bhajj jandaaa
masterji vi mille jirreee ehnaa vich hiii pichee neee
thodaa faidaa ki hoyeaaa firrr

 

[Johal]

Masterr gg tuhadaa UNP te Swagatt haiii.

karoo ashaaa itheeee. bas juwaka nu kutiooooo

bakii sab theek haii

baki itheee waduu desi pure punjabii neeee.

cheti hi tusii jan jaoo geeeee

 

[Master Ji]

Thanks

ssa ji sareya nu,
sareya da bahut bahut dhanwad, ehna cha ta kade sohreya ni keeta, sachi this is the warmest welcome i ever received....thanx again...cheti hi haziri lavounda tuhadi mehfil vich....

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

welcome aa g.............

 

[Konvicted_Jatt]

welcome hai tuhada unp te matar ji..

 

[Preeto]

welcome master bhaji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Master Ji]

Thanx ji sareya da...