Santa /// James B

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SANTA MUSHKIL MEIN.......!!!


SANTA : YAAR ! MAIN DO MUSHKILON MEIN
PHAS GAYA HOON.


BANTA : WOH KAUNSI ?


SANTA : BIWI MAKE-UP KAREIN TO
KHARCHA BARDASHT NAHI HOTA.


AUR

NA KAREIN TO BIWI BARDASHT NAHI HOTI........



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Bond and a Telgu guy


James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.


Telgu guy asks the name of Bond.


Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!


And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name.






Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!


Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi


Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

 

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