Punjabi rocks...

[Rajat]

Jatt Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Jatt: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

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Jatt ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Jatt bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya

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Jatts friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Jatt: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega

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A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order......
Jatt :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
Jatt:
no Shut Up only 7Up..

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Some Jatt are genius. like this one.
Ek baar exam main question tha,
"Challenge kise kehte hain?"
Jatt ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.
"Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh."

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Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Jatt was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up.
Techer asks: 'what i said'.
Jatt replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ..

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Ek Jatt tha..
Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha..
Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha..
To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga?
?
?
?

Microsoft
Mi-Crow-soft...

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Jatt apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Papaji
Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.

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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Jatt: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

 

[Lily]

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[[Hardeep]]

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[gurvy]

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[Sourabh]

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kamaal kar ti

 

[-=konvict=-]

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funny tfs
but try to put rajat's name instead of sardar then its more funny >haha
thread's name shud be " Rajat Rocks.. "

 

[amanNBN]

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bai its really funny .....but jo tuc sardara nu lok samjde oo na ...o ahe jehe jma ni.....j asli sardar dekhne ne na .....bas ik vaar aake punjab de kise colg gera maarli te othe ehe jehe joke sunaadi.......lagjoo pta bai tenu....neways tfs....

 

[ÜnÐeRÇØv€® ÅñGe£]

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good to laugh but jo aman ne keha ovi true aa

 

[Birha Tu Sultan]

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bai vasie sardar je aapni aayi te aa jaye ta oh duniya hila denda aa

 

[Dhillon]

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Joke editted,

 

[prithvi.k]

hun jaata nah talwara kadh lehne... santa likh nah seh..

Ek baar exam main question tha,
"Challenge kise kehte hain?"
Jatt ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.
"Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh."

hahahhaa

 

[MAVERICK]

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[kanjjar]