My wife is trying to poison me

[tomarnidhi]

Ek aadmi Bhaaga bhaaga mandir jaata hai pandit ke pass

Man :Panditji bacha lo , meri biwi mujhe poison kar rahi hai

Panditji - Galtfehmi hogi tumhe ,aisa nai ho sakta

Man - Nahi, woh mujhe maarna chahti hai

Panditji - Mein usse baat karta hoon , tum pareshan na ho

after some time.........

Panditji - meine aapki biwi se 3 ghante baat ki , meri advice chahiye?

Man - Haan ji Zaroor

Panditji - Jeher le lo

 

[preet_singh]

Gal jahi ni bni

 

[Gill 22]

 

[[Gur-e]]

 

[tomarnidhi]

Gal jahi ni bni

why not

 

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