Mathematical help

DJMAC

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A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying, "When the end of the world comes,
I hope to be in Louisiana ." When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens
in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."


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The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help.

If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
 
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