jattster
99%devil.. 100 %deOl.....
if u hav any funny experience at ur job
jus share it...
i had sm terrible and humorous experience
22 ji main tata sky ch kamm karda
as tech. back up executive
mere kol bahut technical calls aundia ne.. 4m all our india
but there r sm funny calls that i want to share
all of them r related wid d customer's from bihar up etc
1) cst called up n said dat he is not able to view his services
me: sir tuhada acc deactivated hai .. so u need to recharge it before we proceed wid any tech troubleshooting
bhaiya: recharge kaise kar sakte hain
me: sir u can use credit card
bhaiya; sir hamare paas bhi hai
me: sir plz take ur credit card
bhaiya: sir woh to set top box main hai
"for him card used in set top box was everthing ATM card, debit card, credit card"
2) cst called up said that he had made recharge but still not gettin services
me: sir how can i help you
bhaiya: maine recharge gira diya, TV pe errroor bta reha hai
me: sir aap ne recharge kaise gira diya?
bhaiya: are giraya nai fikwaya hai
me: matlab recharge karwa diya hai?
bhaiya: haan haan wahi karwa diya.... par channel fir bhi nai aa rahe...
me: error msg kya aa reha?
bhaiya: aisa kuch nai likha hai "eeeerrrooor kr ke kuch likha a raha hai ...">np
me: sir wahan english main likha hoga, aap mujhe error msg ek baar confirm karwa diiye...
bhaiya: angreji nai hai...... mujhe pagal bnate ho.....
call dropped..... actually ohnu english nai aundi c... oh 'error' nu 'eeerrrooor' keh reha c
3) cst called up, he was not receiving signals on his satellite TV
me: sir wat is d probelem
bhaiya: no signal a raha hai
me: sir i'll help u in rectifying this probelem
bhaiya: kya?
me: main aap ki sahayata kar deta hun, sir aap aisa kijiye aap ke set top box ki power disconnect kar dijiye
bhaiya: kya?
me: sir power band kar dijiye.. uske upar koi bhi light nai ani chahiye
bhaiya: light nai aa rahi... light gai hui hai kal rat se
me: sir agar light nai hai to , troubleshooting nai kar payenge
bhaiya: kya?
me: sir aapki problem theek nai kar payenge?
bhaiya: kya?
me: sir aapki pareshani ka hal nahi nikaal payenge
bhaiya: aap rukiye main generator chalata hun...
he took almost half an hour to start generator
bhaiya: sir lght on kar di maine..
me: sir check kijiye aapke set top box pe koi LED to glow nai kar reha?
bhaiya: kya?
me: sir koi choti c light to nai jagmaga rahi??
bhaiya: nahi.... sirf kamre main bulb jagg raha hai....
eh bhaiye nu "kyo?" bolan da bahut shaunk c....
ehnu generator start karna nai c aunda....
ehne pehla duje bande to sikhya k generator kida chalauna, fer aap 7-8 vari try karan to baad successful hoya
eh bhai saab de kamre ch sirf bulb jagda hai...
jus share it...
i had sm terrible and humorous experience
22 ji main tata sky ch kamm karda
as tech. back up executive
mere kol bahut technical calls aundia ne.. 4m all our india
but there r sm funny calls that i want to share
all of them r related wid d customer's from bihar up etc
1) cst called up n said dat he is not able to view his services
me: sir tuhada acc deactivated hai .. so u need to recharge it before we proceed wid any tech troubleshooting
bhaiya: recharge kaise kar sakte hain
me: sir u can use credit card
bhaiya; sir hamare paas bhi hai
me: sir plz take ur credit card
bhaiya: sir woh to set top box main hai
"for him card used in set top box was everthing ATM card, debit card, credit card"
2) cst called up said that he had made recharge but still not gettin services
me: sir how can i help you
bhaiya: maine recharge gira diya, TV pe errroor bta reha hai
me: sir aap ne recharge kaise gira diya?
bhaiya: are giraya nai fikwaya hai
me: matlab recharge karwa diya hai?
bhaiya: haan haan wahi karwa diya.... par channel fir bhi nai aa rahe...
me: error msg kya aa reha?
bhaiya: aisa kuch nai likha hai "eeeerrrooor kr ke kuch likha a raha hai ...">np
me: sir wahan english main likha hoga, aap mujhe error msg ek baar confirm karwa diiye...
bhaiya: angreji nai hai...... mujhe pagal bnate ho.....
call dropped..... actually ohnu english nai aundi c... oh 'error' nu 'eeerrrooor' keh reha c
3) cst called up, he was not receiving signals on his satellite TV
me: sir wat is d probelem
bhaiya: no signal a raha hai
me: sir i'll help u in rectifying this probelem
bhaiya: kya?
me: main aap ki sahayata kar deta hun, sir aap aisa kijiye aap ke set top box ki power disconnect kar dijiye
bhaiya: kya?
me: sir power band kar dijiye.. uske upar koi bhi light nai ani chahiye
bhaiya: light nai aa rahi... light gai hui hai kal rat se
me: sir agar light nai hai to , troubleshooting nai kar payenge
bhaiya: kya?
me: sir aapki problem theek nai kar payenge?
bhaiya: kya?
me: sir aapki pareshani ka hal nahi nikaal payenge
bhaiya: aap rukiye main generator chalata hun...
he took almost half an hour to start generator
bhaiya: sir lght on kar di maine..
me: sir check kijiye aapke set top box pe koi LED to glow nai kar reha?
bhaiya: kya?
me: sir koi choti c light to nai jagmaga rahi??
bhaiya: nahi.... sirf kamre main bulb jagg raha hai....
eh bhaiye nu "kyo?" bolan da bahut shaunk c....
ehnu generator start karna nai c aunda....
ehne pehla duje bande to sikhya k generator kida chalauna, fer aap 7-8 vari try karan to baad successful hoya
eh bhai saab de kamre ch sirf bulb jagda hai...