Once a smoker was smoking at airport...
A gentleman arrives & asked him:
1din me kitne cigarete pi lete ho?
Smoker?
Gentlman:
Agar tum ab tak zindagi me cigarette pe kharch kiye gye paise bachate to samne khda hua plane tumhara hota..
Smoker:
To kya wo plane apka h?
Gentlman:Nhi!
Smoker:
Thanks 4 ur advice,
But wo plane mera hi h...
Moral:
Zyada lecture dene se kbi kbi bezzati ho jati hai....:-)
A gentleman arrives & asked him:
1din me kitne cigarete pi lete ho?
Smoker?
Gentlman:
Agar tum ab tak zindagi me cigarette pe kharch kiye gye paise bachate to samne khda hua plane tumhara hota..
Smoker:
To kya wo plane apka h?
Gentlman:Nhi!
Smoker:
Thanks 4 ur advice,
But wo plane mera hi h...
Moral:
Zyada lecture dene se kbi kbi bezzati ho jati hai....:-)