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The He4rt H4ck3r
L.K.G boy-tu mujse shadi klegi?
G-nhi
B-kalle na
G-nhi me ni klungi
B-plz kalle teko toffee duga
G-isiliye to ni klni,qk kisi ol se choclt me bat ho lakhi hai...
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Mele me elaan ho rha tha 1 bacha mila hai jin ka ka hai aa k le jayen
Pappu Stage ke paas gya or bola: hamko b dikhao jin ka bacha kaisa hota hai????????
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Bhikhari: ary baba kuch de do bohat bhookha hu,
Pappu: 100 rupya dikhaty huy bola 50 rupe hn tumhare paas???
Bhikhari khush ho kar g hein.
Pappu: te ja fir roti khaa lei
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One snake to other
1st- Arrey yar lagta hai mera jahar kam nahi kar raha.
2nd- Kaise?
1st- Abhi abhi maine khud ko kata hai lekin kuch nahi hua
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A cat was Very Sad Bcoz He did not Have any Girl Friends
One day He saw a beautiful Lady cat
He went and said 2 her
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"MEOW"
G-nhi
B-kalle na
G-nhi me ni klungi
B-plz kalle teko toffee duga
G-isiliye to ni klni,qk kisi ol se choclt me bat ho lakhi hai...
_________________________________________________
Mele me elaan ho rha tha 1 bacha mila hai jin ka ka hai aa k le jayen
Pappu Stage ke paas gya or bola: hamko b dikhao jin ka bacha kaisa hota hai????????
_________________________________________________
Bhikhari: ary baba kuch de do bohat bhookha hu,
Pappu: 100 rupya dikhaty huy bola 50 rupe hn tumhare paas???
Bhikhari khush ho kar g hein.
Pappu: te ja fir roti khaa lei
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One snake to other
1st- Arrey yar lagta hai mera jahar kam nahi kar raha.
2nd- Kaise?
1st- Abhi abhi maine khud ko kata hai lekin kuch nahi hua
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A cat was Very Sad Bcoz He did not Have any Girl Friends
One day He saw a beautiful Lady cat
He went and said 2 her
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*
*
*
*
*
"MEOW"