Laughter Snacks 27

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Shankar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!


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Shankar got job in a Airtel call centre.
Customer: Airtel sim is blocked what to do?
shankar: dont take tension remove Airtel &
put Wodafone sim.
Thank you for calling Airtel.

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Shankar looking at sky asks Mohan :

Is that a sun or moon?

Mohan replies :

! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

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Shankar said to doctor:Poore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

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Shankar to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Shankar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

 

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