Black Cat
VIP
Boy to girl standing on a bus stop-
Main tumhe boht pyaar krta hun
Girl- Chal chal muh dho kar aa
Boy- Daffa ho prah, inna v pyar nai krda k inni thand ch muh dhoun java
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Boy to His Dad-
Papa, school mein ek chhota sa get-together rakha hai
Dad- Acha, koun koun ayega
Boy- Aap, Mein aur Principal.
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Pappu ka dost Champu Police station gya
Champu- Inspector sir, Kab milega mera dost pappu?
aaj 4 din ho gye, vo ab tak ghar nahi ayeya.
Inspector-Milega, Jald milega.
Dekhiye, kal hi humhe Highway ke paas se uske mojje(socks)mile hain.
Wo Mojje humne apne khoji kutte ko sunghaye hain.
Bas kutte ke hosh mein aate hi hum khoj phir se shuru kar denge
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Girl- Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge?
Boy- Main bhi mar jaunga.
Girl()- Itna pyar karte ho mujhse.
Boy- Nahi re , Tere chakkar mein Udhar hi itna ho gya hai,
K jeena mushkil ho gya hai.
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Teacher- Kal school kyon nahi aye
Chimpu- Bird Flu ho gya tha.
Teacher- Ye to chidiyon ko hota hai.
Chimpu()- Aadmi samjha hi kab hai apne,
Roz murga bna dete hain.
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Main tumhe boht pyaar krta hun
Girl- Chal chal muh dho kar aa
Boy- Daffa ho prah, inna v pyar nai krda k inni thand ch muh dhoun java
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Boy to His Dad-
Papa, school mein ek chhota sa get-together rakha hai
Dad- Acha, koun koun ayega
Boy- Aap, Mein aur Principal.
*****************
Pappu ka dost Champu Police station gya
Champu- Inspector sir, Kab milega mera dost pappu?
aaj 4 din ho gye, vo ab tak ghar nahi ayeya.
Inspector-Milega, Jald milega.
Dekhiye, kal hi humhe Highway ke paas se uske mojje(socks)mile hain.
Wo Mojje humne apne khoji kutte ko sunghaye hain.
Bas kutte ke hosh mein aate hi hum khoj phir se shuru kar denge
*****************
Girl- Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge?
Boy- Main bhi mar jaunga.
Girl()- Itna pyar karte ho mujhse.
Boy- Nahi re , Tere chakkar mein Udhar hi itna ho gya hai,
K jeena mushkil ho gya hai.
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Teacher- Kal school kyon nahi aye
Chimpu- Bird Flu ho gya tha.
Teacher- Ye to chidiyon ko hota hai.
Chimpu()- Aadmi samjha hi kab hai apne,
Roz murga bna dete hain.
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