Laughter Dose

Boy to girl standing on a bus stop- :whistling
Main tumhe boht pyaar krta hun :lub
Girl- Chal chal muh dho kar aa :jesse

Boy- Daffa ho prah, inna v pyar nai krda k inni thand ch muh dhoun java :jh

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Boy to His Dad-
Papa, school mein ek chhota sa get-together rakha hai :an

Dad- Acha, koun koun ayega :-?

Boy- Aap, Mein aur Principal. :ghug
:p

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Pappu ka dost Champu Police station gya

Champu- Inspector sir, Kab milega mera dost pappu?:(
aaj 4 din ho gye, vo ab tak ghar nahi ayeya. :n

Inspector-Milega, Jald milega. :aww
Dekhiye, kal hi humhe Highway ke paas se uske mojje(socks)mile hain.
Wo Mojje humne apne khoji kutte ko sunghaye hain. :mok
Bas kutte ke hosh mein aate hi hum khoj phir se shuru kar denge
:amli

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Girl
- Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge? :-?

Boy
- Main bhi mar jaunga. :dr

Girl(:tear)- Itna pyar karte ho mujhse.

Boy- Nahi re :fp, Tere chakkar mein Udhar hi itna ho gya hai,
K jeena mushkil ho gya hai. :hang

:p

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Teacher- Kal school kyon nahi aye :belna
Chimpu- Bird Flu ho gya tha.
Teacher- Ye to chidiyon ko hota hai. :slap
Chimpu(:mad)- Aadmi samjha hi kab hai apne,
Roz murga bna dete hain.

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