Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.
About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love
my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most
importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be
funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those
who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")
Relationship status : what ? ???????
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
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Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. :-)
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
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Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company,
looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying
about my future.
Sports: quake, Counter Strike (yeah J), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101
ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others
censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of
my cubicle....
About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love
my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most
importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be
funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those
who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")
Relationship status : what ? ???????
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
1111
111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. :-)
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: Jobs in India, Delhi and all Cities of India-Naukri.com < Jobs in India, Delhi and all Cities of India-Naukri.com > , JobsAhead - Jobs in India,Bangalore,Mumbai,Delhi,Chennai,Kolkatta,Pune,Asia <
JobsAhead - Jobs in India,Bangalore,Mumbai,Delhi,Chennai,Kolkatta,Pune,Asia> - Isn't it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company,
looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying
about my future.
Sports: quake, Counter Strike (yeah J), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101
ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others
censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of
my cubicle....
bechara software engineer
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