~farz Kiya Hai~

[jattpunjabi]

dono aaj phir wohi
aalishan restaurant mein mile
bade dhyan se ik dooje ko dekh rahe the
dil main ek hi khyal uth raha tha dono ke
ke
aaj bill kaun dega

 

[deep]

sanu tedi tedi takdi tu,
sanu tedi tedi takdi tu,
teriyan tan akhan teeriyan ,
sidha dekh ni sakdi tu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[neil]

yaar bai, mein fer hassiya eh par ke..

bring some more buddy..


this was impossbile.....

unki gali se jab mera janaza nikla
wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaza nikla
jab unka ghar aya to mere dost seeti bajane lage
rakh kar mera janaza kambakht use patane lage:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

 

[neil]

FOR JAY.........

farz kiya hai,


kulhari se bhi teekhe hai teri najre,
kulhari se bhi teekhe hai teri najre,........
.
.
.
.
.
.main kiha sohniye sadiyan 2 tonn lakkra ee paar jaa...........

 

[Some1]

FOR JAY.........

farz kiya hai,


kulhari se bhi teekhe hai teri najre,
kulhari se bhi teekhe hai teri najre,........
.
.
.
.
.
.main kiha sohniye sadiyan 2 tonn lakkra ee paar jaa...........

aahi kam reh gaya lol ononononon

 

[neil]

daaaam.....

u got JOB SECURITY



h

aahi kam reh gaya lol ononononon

 

[neil]

loki kehnde majnu di laila rang di kali eh
loki kehnde majnu nu laila teri rang di kali eh

majnu bolye ago
bharavo meri ta aje gal baat chaldi eh mai kehra vehalyi eh on

 

[Some1]

daaaam.....

u got JOB SECURITY


h

no i got schol. and loan security rolfrolfrolfrolf

 

[Sonia_Nz]

NEIL DI LUV STORY AFTAAA HAVIN FEW BEERSSSS CHUHAAAA


[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]She Stole My Heart[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I saw her in a crowded bar
I worshipped her from afar
Her rose tattoo with a star
Her hair as black as new laid tar.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Her eyes they sparkled like a fire
To fill a man with deep desire
Of the kind that will never tire
I tell the truth. I ain't no liar.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I crossed the room with heavy tread
I had one thought inside my head
"She'll steal your heart", a voice there said.
But she stole my bloody wallet instead[/FONT]. rolf rolf

 

[Sonia_Nz]

NEIL'S EXCUSESSSS FOR DRINK DRIVINNNN


[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]The Truth About Drink Driving [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I read this in the paper,
And it really made me think;
That a quarter of all road accidents
Can be blamed... directly... on drink.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Now statistics, they tell you, will never lie,
But be wary of how they're used;
You need your wits about you,
It's easy to get confused.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks,
Then sober people have all the rest;
That's 75% if I'm not mistaken,
... (My maths never were the best). [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]But I'm not entirely stupid,
And I plan to stay alive;
So I'm gonna start driving drunk,
I'm three times more likely to survive[/FONT].

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

chanda maama durr ke..........
chanda mama durr ke

pue pakaye purr ke..............wah wah wah


chanda maama durr k.....
opue pakaye purr k



aap to khaye thali main
munne ko de.............gaur farmaiye.......
munne ko de pyaali main....................waah waah waah...........

 

[Sonia_Nz]

areeyyy vah vahhh vahh geniiieeeeyeeee vah vahh vaahhh kyaa sherrr maarraaa haiii

ahh dujji gwandiin aundee hi sofeee pichee hidee karii jaundii ahhh hun tusii kitheee sii ehneeee dinnn ahh dasooo

 

[neil]

yahin to dhoka kha giya neil

coz

meri hindi bahut kamjoor aa,
meri hindi wali bhainje, mainu har wele kehndi rehnde see,

utha ke khirki se bahar fek doongee.
uthta ke khirki se bahar fek doohngee.

ik din main kiha,

madam, aap se to main chakk ee nee hona. and well, us din tun baad mainu ohne kade class wich ne waran ditta.

reason...she was on 4 feet 6 inches tall

chanda maama durr ke..........
chanda mama durr ke

pue pakaye purr ke..............wah wah wah


chanda maama durr k.....
opue pakaye purr k



aap to khaye thali main
munne ko de.............gaur farmaiye.......
munne ko de pyaali main....................waah waah waah...........

 

[neil]

Shahjahan ne Tajmahal ki

Har deewar ko dekha
Har Meenar ko dekha
Har Kaleen ko dekha
Har deewar ko dekha
Har Khidki ko dekha

Aur Bola

Maa Kasam Mazak Mazak Mein Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya.

 

[Sonia_Nz]

farzzz kiyaaaa haii uhuu uhuu jaraa gorrr farmayegaaaaa

ShArAbi
Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri,
Shamshan mein piya karunga,
Jab mange ge hisab khuda..
To unhe bhi ek peg bana kar diya karunga.

 

[Sonia_Nz]

farzziiii kiyuaaaaaa ahhhhh

Maine Tumshe Pyar Kiya...
meine tumse pyar kiya,tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tan ke shakti,maan ki shakti,bornvita.

meine tujse pyar kiya saraswati samjke,
maine tumse pyaar kiya saraswati samaj ke,
tere baap ne mujhe pita agarbati samaj ke.

khud ko ker bulund itna ke himalaya ke coti pe ja pohuche,
aur bhagvan tumse pooche"abbe,sale,ghade,aab utrega kasee??"

kash ke tere chehre paar chicken pox ke dhaag hote,
chaand to tu hai he sitaare bhi saath hote.

 

[Sonia_Nz]

sabhi kunwarooonnn kooooo warninnnnnn shaddiii karaani kii rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf

SHAADI
Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi se pehle - Biviho to esi
Shaadi ke baad - Bivi hai kesi ?

Shaadi se pehle - Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad - Cooli No. 1

 

[Sonia_Nz]

Do Lines Ki Shayaris...

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan k o pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!

Zoron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

areeyyy vah vahhh vahh geniiieeeeyeeee vah vahh vaahhh kyaa sherrr maarraaa haiii

ahh dujji gwandiin aundee hi sofeee pichee hidee karii jaundii ahhh hun tusii kitheee sii ehneeee dinnn ahh dasooo

main kithe c main taan ethe hi c........o thodiyaan posts ghat kitiyan coz assignz viuch busy hun wehli haan 3rd tak..............yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

yahin to dhoka kha giya neil

coz

meri hindi bahut kamjoor aa,
meri hindi wali bhainje, mainu har wele kehndi rehnde see,

utha ke khirki se bahar fek doongee.
uthta ke khirki se bahar fek doohngee.

ik din main kiha,

madam, aap se to main chakk ee nee hona. and well, us din tun baad mainu ohne kade class wich ne waran ditta.

reason...she was on 4 feet 6 inches tall

rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf