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A man boards a Jet Airways airplane Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat.
As he settles in, he glances up and sees an extremely attractive woman
boarding the plane.
He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?"
She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual
Sexologists' Convention."
He swallows hard, thinks to himself, here is the most gorgeous woman he
has ever seen, sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist!
Struggling to contain his excitement and maintain his composure, he
calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he says, swallowing hard. "What m-m-m-myths are those?
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that Nigerian men are the best
endowed when, in fact, it's the Sardar ji who is most likely to possess
that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the most sensitive lovers,
when actually it is the Bengali.
However, we have found that the best potential lover in sensuousness is
the Tamilian."
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes.
"I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't
even know your name!"
"Venkatraman! " the man blurts. "Venkatraman Mukherjee! But my friends
call me Narinder Singh!"
As he settles in, he glances up and sees an extremely attractive woman
boarding the plane.
He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?"
She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual
Sexologists' Convention."
He swallows hard, thinks to himself, here is the most gorgeous woman he
has ever seen, sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist!
Struggling to contain his excitement and maintain his composure, he
calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he says, swallowing hard. "What m-m-m-myths are those?
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that Nigerian men are the best
endowed when, in fact, it's the Sardar ji who is most likely to possess
that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the most sensitive lovers,
when actually it is the Bengali.
However, we have found that the best potential lover in sensuousness is
the Tamilian."
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes.
"I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't
even know your name!"
"Venkatraman! " the man blurts. "Venkatraman Mukherjee! But my friends
call me Narinder Singh!"
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