collection of jokes

[HoneY]

[FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana,sans-serif]*******[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father![/FONT]
[FONT=verdana,sans-serif]*******
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana,sans-serif]*******[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana,sans-serif]*******[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana,sans-serif]A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana,sans-serif]The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.[/FONT]
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[kudi_patole_wargi]

.....gud 1's

 

[HoneY]

shukar tuhanu sadi kooi chej pasand ayi smirk....

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

tusi aaj ki kha ke aaye o aivi aukhe jehe hoye firde o

 

[HoneY]

tuhada sade nal contact bahut bora ci isliye ohi dimag te hai

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

mainu eh daso main thonu kado te ki madda keha ?...vaise i dunn think ke i did say nething to hurt you but still if i did then oh by mistake keh ho gya hona ya tusi jada exaggerate kari jande aa..neways sorry bout that

 

[HoneY]

Sorry if i overreact ..so can be friends?am sweet b'cuz am honey

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

pehla kehra dushman c appa

lol..frends

 

[HoneY]

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[kudi_patole_wargi]

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[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

good

 

[Ĺīĺ Ăňģēľ]

good one thanks for sharing

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

jinna bari paro unna jada hassa anda