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Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Woh udas hogaya.
2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?
Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"
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I asked Abhishek what is the difference between old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?
Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai. Aur old wali se papa ki.
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Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.
Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.
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Ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.
Admi parrot ko ghar le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
Parrot hosh se jaga aur bola "aila jail? Car ka driver mar gaya kiya?"
2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?
Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"
............ ......... ......... ......... .....
I asked Abhishek what is the difference between old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?
Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai. Aur old wali se papa ki.
............ ......... ......... ......... .....
Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.
Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.
............ ......... ......... ......... .....
Ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.
Admi parrot ko ghar le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
Parrot hosh se jaga aur bola "aila jail? Car ka driver mar gaya kiya?"