20 Saal Baaad..

[ÜnÐeRÇØv€® ÅñGe£]

Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Woh udas hogaya.

2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?

Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"
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I asked Abhishek what is the difference between old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?

Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai. Aur old wali se papa ki.
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Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.

Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?

Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.
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Ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.

Admi parrot ko ghar le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.

Parrot hosh se jaga aur bola "aila jail? Car ka driver mar gaya kiya?"

 

[Sourabh]

gud 1

 

[kaka_ji]

bohat acheeee......>haha

 

[[Hardeep]]

haa haa so nice.....

 

[[Hardeep]]

wowwwww

 

[ÜnÐeRÇØv€® ÅñGe£]

^^ tohanu "woooow" ton siva hor kuch ni kehna aunda?


mr. saif ali khan # 2 lolzzz

 

[aksharsharma007]

wooooooow

 

[Loveangel]

 

[prithvi.k]

popat walah joke ...

 

[ÜnÐeRÇØv€® ÅñGe£]

thanx everyone for liking and replying

 

[kanjjar]