U R Desi If......

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

science parri ae ?
...

nahin ...oo ki hunda? ..sarkari skoolan ch kithe .... asin ta sfarshi bache aaa ... :D

ok ok feel na le..kiddin .. i knw i know.. gt ur point

 

[Some1]

nahin ...oo ki hunda? ..sarkari skoolan ch kithe .... asin ta sfarshi bache aaa ... :D

ok ok feel na le..kiddin .. i knw i know.. gt ur point

 

[MeHRaM]

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O
ithe vi shara b kad ke peende
je police noo pata lag gia

inni himat

BEEBA TUSSI HI SABB TO NEDE REHNE O....KITTE AHA D Y POLICE STATION ALIAN NU DASS NA DEO...BAAKIAN DA TAN SARJU...HIMMAT HUMMAT TAN KAADI AA...IKK VAARI RENMARK PEE KE AYE C DESI...EHO JI MOOH LAGGI HUN OS BINA SAROOR HI NI AUNDA ..MEHAR HI RAKHIO JI ...BHAJO OYE BHAJO

 

[Guest33]

1.. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW bai ahi munh cho nikalda ina de har do mint baaaad..sade ure ta bibiyaaan HAYE OYEEE MARGIII... HAYE NI MAARTAAAA... eho jiyan cheekan kad diyan .. rolf

ih taan fer bahar aake ih sab kehndian .....tuhade chd dian kudian nu dekh le bina bahar di hawa khade hi aawa oot hai.....punjabi boldian de muh ch jime tandua pe janda.....

2. ure bai guttan ch sari umar ruldian ne.. jado bahron aundiyaan ta ina dian poniaan dekh k te uto poniaan de ute laal peele rang dekh k jama hi ghode dian ponchan yaad aajaundi ...koi puche bibi tere baala nu peeliya hoyaaa.. aa ade kaale te ade peele kuon?

apne wal hi jhaat maar lao...kinne k kes tusi sir te rakhe ne........nale kudian bahar dianni India da vi usto jyada mada haal hai.....ithe taan dekh ke sab karvaundian so called wetsern culture India walian bibian ainian sidhian ne jehdian uhna nu kaun dasda ponies rakhann u....

3. bai ina diyan jhagiyan dekhan aliyan hundia... maaada jaa hiq taan ke j turan lag pen taaa adi jhagi picho modeyan tak pujh jandi aa..
apne warge amlian di maujan lag jandian ne .. jwaak ta magar magar daud de ne k kudi da pindan dikh gea bibi da pindaa dikh gea

kaka ajj toon 5 saal pehla chd padhdi si te biian de jhaage us time vi India ch chote hi si godian takkkade ni paye ......uhna ne.....

4. bahar chaahe tandoor te kam kardiyan hon ure aake do mint dhup ch j turna peje taa eho j draune draune munh banaundiaan jinwe 80 saal di bebe nu mirgi payi howe..

taahi CHd ch kudianne dakkoan vangu muha te chunnian lepatian hundian te baha te chiite gloves paye hunde...... what an irony?????????

5. Ok OK ta keh ni hudnaaa ina da OKAAAAYEEEEE hunda.... koi puche asin v sarkari skoolan ch angreji parhi aaa..sari umar ok ok hi sunea aaaa OKAYEEEE da ki hasaab katab aaa?

je tusi uthe bro bro kar sakde te yeah! dude bolsakde taan why not these NRIs.....jinna nu tusi uyin badnaam karan te tule ho...

6. candian bibian di hello ni hulloooo hundi aa... eh gal jay nd jot jada samjha sakdian :D

no comments

baki galan diyan galan make up di ta bai gal hi cahd do.. make up karke harek aishwareya rai bani hundi aa.. eho ji meenh ch niklan to bada dardiaaan k kite koi jamdarni de bhulekhe naa haaq marde

ise lai matrimonials ch maximum desi mundia ne likhia hunda NRI preferred......nale ohi samparak karan jo munde di mame de munde nu Canda rishta karva saka.......DOUBLE STANDARDS....ki gal badian jamadaarnian pasand aundian.........mundian di choice aini kkharab kad toon hogi????

jo gallan ajj guri tusi NRIs layi kahian ih sab gallan NRIs toon jyada ajj kal dian punjabia kudian te dhukdian...NRI ih sab je karde vi ne taan uhna nu exposure milia hunda na ki RI bibian vangu jo uyin hawa chakki jangian......ajj di ghadi sharat laake keh sakdi haan ki tuhadi RI bibian naalo asin har pehlu ch 4 chande utte haan...though my motive was not to compare the two par it seems u don't seem to undertsnd some facts......no hard feelings!!!!!!!!!

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

1.. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW bai ahi munh cho nikalda ina de har do mint baaaad..sade ure ta bibiyaaan HAYE OYEEE MARGIII... HAYE NI MAARTAAAA... eho jiyan cheekan kad diyan .. rolf

ih taan fer bahar aake ih sab kehndian .....tuhade chd dian kudian nu dekh le bina bahar di hawa khade hi aawa oot hai.....punjabi boldian de muh ch jime tandua pe janda.....

2. ure bai guttan ch sari umar ruldian ne.. jado bahron aundiyaan ta ina dian poniaan dekh k te uto poniaan de ute laal peele rang dekh k jama hi ghode dian ponchan yaad aajaundi ...koi puche bibi tere baala nu peeliya hoyaaa.. aa ade kaale te ade peele kuon?

apne wal hi jhaat maar lao...kinne k kes tusi sir te rakhe ne........nale kudian bahar dianni India da vi usto jyada mada haal hai.....ithe taan dekh ke sab karvaundian so called wetsern culture India walian bibian ainian sidhian ne jehdian uhna nu kaun dasda ponies rakhann u....

3. bai ina diyan jhagiyan dekhan aliyan hundia... maaada jaa hiq taan ke j turan lag pen taaa adi jhagi picho modeyan tak pujh jandi aa..
apne warge amlian di maujan lag jandian ne .. jwaak ta magar magar daud de ne k kudi da pindan dikh gea bibi da pindaa dikh gea

kaka ajj toon 5 saal pehla chd padhdi si te biian de jhaage us time vi India ch chote hi si godian takkkade ni paye ......uhna ne.....

4. bahar chaahe tandoor te kam kardiyan hon ure aake do mint dhup ch j turna peje taa eho j draune draune munh banaundiaan jinwe 80 saal di bebe nu mirgi payi howe..

taahi CHd ch kudianne dakkoan vangu muha te chunnian lepatian hundian te baha te chiite gloves paye hunde...... what an irony?????????

5. Ok OK ta keh ni hudnaaa ina da OKAAAAYEEEEE hunda.... koi puche asin v sarkari skoolan ch angreji parhi aaa..sari umar ok ok hi sunea aaaa OKAYEEEE da ki hasaab katab aaa?

je tusi uthe bro bro kar sakde te yeah! dude bolsakde taan why not these NRIs.....jinna nu tusi uyin badnaam karan te tule ho...

6. candian bibian di hello ni hulloooo hundi aa... eh gal jay nd jot jada samjha sakdian :D

no comments

baki galan diyan galan make up di ta bai gal hi cahd do.. make up karke harek aishwareya rai bani hundi aa.. eho ji meenh ch niklan to bada dardiaaan k kite koi jamdarni de bhulekhe naa haaq marde

jo gallan ajj guri tusi NRIs layi kahian ih sab gallan NRIs toon jyada ajj kal dian punjabia kudian te dhukdian...NRI ih sab je karde vi ne taan uhna nu exposure milia hunda na ki RI bibian vangu jo uyin hawa chakki jangian......ajj di ghadi sharat laake keh sakdi haan ki tuhadi RI bibian naalo asin har pehlu ch 4 chande utte haan...though my motive was not to compare the two par it seems u don't seem to undertsnd some facts......no hard feelings!!!!!!!!!

mahila mukti morcha MURDABAAD MURDABAAAD ...

iki duki chak deyaange ..
ina bibiyan di dhaun te goda rakh deyange


dhane bai chal chaliye kite kuman :-D

 

[Guest33]

mahila mukti morcha MURDABAAD MURDABAAAD ...

iki duki chak deyaange ..
ina bibiyan di dhaun te goda rakh deyange


dhane bai chal chaliye kite kuman :-D

hun taan ghumna yaad auga hi.......

 

[guywidattitude]

NRI bibiyan ..


1.. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW bai ahi munh cho nikalda ina de har do mint baaaad..sade ure ta bibiyaaan HAYE OYEEE MARGIII... HAYE NI MAARTAAAA... eho jiyan cheekan kad diyan .. rolf

2. ure bai guttan ch sari umar ruldian ne.. jado bahron aundiyaan ta ina dian poniaan dekh k te uto poniaan de ute laal peele rang dekh k jama hi ghode dian ponchan yaad aajaundi ...koi puche bibi tere baala nu peeliya hoyaaa.. aa ade kaale te ade peele kuon?

3. bai ina diyan jhagiyan dekhan aliyan hundia... maaada jaa hiq taan ke j turan lag pen taaa adi jhagi picho modeyan tak pujh jandi aa..
apne warge amlian di maujan lag jandian ne .. jwaak ta magar magar daud de ne k kudi da pindan dikh gea bibi da pindaa dikh gea

4. bahar chaahe tandoor te kam kardiyan hon ure aake do mint dhup ch j turna peje taa eho j draune draune munh banaundiaan jinwe 80 saal di bebe nu mirgi payi howe..

5. Ok OK ta keh ni hudnaaa ina da OKAAAAYEEEEE hunda.... koi puche asin v sarkari skoolan ch angreji parhi aaa..sari umar ok ok hi sunea aaaa OKAYEEEE da ki hasaab katab aaa?

6. candian bibian di hello ni hulloooo hundi aa... eh gal jay nd jot jada samjha sakdian :D



baki galan diyan galan make up di ta bai gal hi cahd do.. make up karke harek aishwareya rai bani hundi aa.. eho ji meenh ch niklan to bada dardiaaan k kite koi jamdarni de bhulekhe naa haaq marde

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

hun taan ghumna yaad auga hi.......

sydney hi aare haaan... laaalo hasaab ktaab ja pana..

dhana taa hai v thonu pata kina khatrnaak te wahiyaaat kisam da insaaan... masoom bibian te kini gandi nazar naal dekhdaa.. bachleoo kuon dhane veere :-D

 

[Guest33]

sydney hi aare haaan... laaalo hasaab ktaab ja pana..

dhana taa hai v thonu pata kina khatrnaak te wahiyaaat kisam da insaaan... masoom bibian te kini gandi nazar naal dekhdaa.. bachleoo kuon dhane veere :-D

guri.....hun gal ji na badal...tenu v pata ajj kal tuhade chd dian bibian de haal....

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

guri.....hun gal ji na badal...tenu v pata ajj kal tuhade chd dian bibian de haal....

bibi chade kumde haaan.. unaa de khilaaf jaake ik ada chance jeda hai oo main khatam ni karna chanda apni ashqi daa.. so shhhhhh :D
yaar asin kede eho ji bbian magar jayida.... main te dhana taa suit aali dekh k hi dul jayi daaa

 

[Guest33]

bibi chade kumde haaan.. unaa de khilaaf jaake ik ada chance jeda hai oo main khatam ni karna chanda apni ashqi daa.. so shhhhhh :D
yaar asin kede eho ji bbian magar jayida.... main te dhana taa suit aali dekh k hi dul jayi daaa

comment thode dekh ke daide ne sariannu ikko takkdi ni tol daida...nale amongst all the NRI kudian nu know tenu aise lachan kise ch dikhe ne????

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

tenu aise lachan kise ch dikhe ne????

sorry bibi main jhuth ni bolna chanda :D te thoda idl v ni todna chanda
jay,jot,j@tti,ruble,vishu,sandeep,sonia,,safi,nikki .... mukni ni list ...

na nahi dikhe lacchan ji..

hun tareef ji jaada karda changa ni lagda.... main ni chanda tusi sarian apne sir bhanna lo ute udke...

 

[Guest33]

sorry bibi main jhuth ni bolna chanda :D te thoda idl v ni todna chanda
jay,jot,j@tti,ruble,vishu,sandeep,sonia,,safi,nikki .... mukni ni list ...

na nahi dikhe lacchan ji..

hun tareef ji jaada karda changa ni lagda.... main ni chanda tusi sarian apne sir bhanna lo ute udke...

hun takk bhanne jane si je bhanaun walian hundian......

 

[Sonia_Nz]

NRI bibiyan ..


1.. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW bai ahi munh cho nikalda ina de har do mint baaaad..sade ure ta bibiyaaan HAYE OYEEE MARGIII... HAYE NI MAARTAAAA... eho jiyan cheekan kad diyan .. rolf

2. ure bai guttan ch sari umar ruldian ne.. jado bahron aundiyaan ta ina dian poniaan dekh k te uto poniaan de ute laal peele rang dekh k jama hi ghode dian ponchan yaad aajaundi ...koi puche bibi tere baala nu peeliya hoyaaa.. aa ade kaale te ade peele kuon?

3. bai ina diyan jhagiyan dekhan aliyan hundia... maaada jaa hiq taan ke j turan lag pen taaa adi jhagi picho modeyan tak pujh jandi aa..
apne warge amlian di maujan lag jandian ne .. jwaak ta magar magar daud de ne k kudi da pindan dikh gea bibi da pindaa dikh gea

4. bahar chaahe tandoor te kam kardiyan hon ure aake do mint dhup ch j turna peje taa eho j draune draune munh banaundiaan jinwe 80 saal di bebe nu mirgi payi howe..

5. Ok OK ta keh ni hudnaaa ina da OKAAAAYEEEEE hunda.... koi puche asin v sarkari skoolan ch angreji parhi aaa..sari umar ok ok hi sunea aaaa OKAYEEEE da ki hasaab katab aaa?

6. candian bibian di hello ni hulloooo hundi aa... eh gal jay nd jot jada samjha sakdian :D



baki galan diyan galan make up di ta bai gal hi cahd do.. make up karke harek aishwareya rai bani hundi aa.. eho ji meenh ch niklan to bada dardiaaan k kite koi jamdarni de bhulekhe naa haaq marde

pnjabi bol bol kee marr jaundii ahh firr vii nri kurrian nu ehii kahii jandeeeee ajj teh gurii nee sach much mere dil teee etth maarr dittiiiiiii............

teh oh jhagiaan vahli ghall come on sanu indian culture baaree shayad desi kurrian toon jiadaa pataaaa....appan salwaaar kameez 4 pindh teh jeans n full sleeve sweaterss lai kee aundee for chd in fact kadde kadde te minu enjh lagdaa ki mei india toon teh india di kurrian baharoon ayiaaan neee.....infact i went with mah cuz to punjab uni n othe the local kurrian were lke wearing hipsters with their belly button showwin hunn meraaa muh naa khulayeoo

we do stay abroad for diff reason but appan sariaan desi hi heggian from heart in fact i guess nri gyals who live abroad r more close to their roots coz ohnaa deh parentsss make it sureee ki they get indian valuesss n culture....

fir vi appreciation nai hundeeee koi fevicol bhejoo jaraa nz nuuuu

 

[Niki_Grewal]

lol...lagda almost sare post nu ulti tarah laige,,,,,yaar eh indians baare nahi NRIs baare si,,,,te NRI's baare vi sab lai nahi ohna lai jehre eho jehe haige ne...........mainu taan pasand nahi desi word ,,,,na main kehndi aan ke main desi aan ,,,,,,Main taan poori Punjaban kehlaundi aan

Punjabiyan di shaan wakhri ​

(kise din time laggya taan India di navi paneeri te likhuin kuchh facts ....lol kudiyan te vi te mundiya te vi....kon kinna ko viggrya hoya sanu kehra ithe bethyan nu pata nahi lagda .....te kuchh observations abroad rehnde lokan te vi )

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

BEEBA TUSSI HI SABB TO NEDE REHNE O....KITTE AHA D Y POLICE STATION ALIAN NU DASS NA DEO...BAAKIAN DA TAN SARJU...HIMMAT HUMMAT TAN KAADI AA...IKK VAARI RENMARK PEE KE AYE C DESI...EHO JI MOOH LAGGI HUN OS BINA SAROOR HI NI AUNDA ..MEHAR HI RAKHIO JI ...BHAJO OYE BHAJO

hun te photo vi haigi
lqabhana vi sokha hona
black mail kar sakdi tahnoo

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

guri aa jo sab tu likheya eh othe diyaan kudiyaan te zada dhukda hai........especially aa jehdiyaan pg rendiyaan ne.....ena da te ava hee uteya peya.......


1.. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW bai ahi munh cho nikalda ina de har do mint baaaad..sade ure ta bibiyaaan HAYE OYEEE MARGIII... HAYE NI MAARTAAAA... eho jiyan cheekan kad diyan .. rolf
main taan kade kisse kudi nu othe MARGIII... HAYE NI MAARTAAAA bolde nayi suneya.......otho diyaan sunan waliya hundiyaan.....kittey koi kudi baali der baad (savere mili hove te fer sham nu dubara mili hove) mil jaye te bulandiyaan edaan ne jiven pata nayi kine janmaan diyaan vichdiyaan miliyaan hon......kehan giya HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII edi uchi jahee cheek maar k.......kisse nu hath naal pizza khande dekh lain te sau taraan de muh banaundiyaan ne asi taan ethe vee hath naal hee khayida

2. ure bai guttan ch sari umar ruldian ne.. jado bahron aundiyaan ta ina dian poniaan dekh k te uto poniaan de ute laal peele rang dekh k jama hi ghode dian ponchan yaad aajaundi ...koi puche bibi tere baala nu peeliya hoyaaa.. aa ade kaale te ade peele kuon?
kiniya k kudiyaan de tenu othe waal lambe dikhde aa???? asi taan fer chaj naal waal rangandiya aa....ohna de dekhan waale hunde aa......rang bhavein puthe tawe warga hove waal blonde karaye hunde aa......eh taan naale guri main othe 5-6 saalan to dekhdi aa rahee haan...shayad hee koi kudi hougee jihne waal na rangaye hon......saboot gcg ya mcm ja k dekh lao.......te aah jehdiyaan bibiyan pg rendiyaan......odaan bhavein pinda ch saron da tail la la waal peele hoye hon chd aa k onu hee highlights dasdiyaan ne

3. bai ina diyan jhagiyan dekhan aliyan hundia... maaada jaa hiq taan ke j turan lag pen taaa adi jhagi picho modeyan tak pujh jandi aa..
apne warge amlian di maujan lag jandian ne .. jwaak ta magar magar daud de ne k kudi da pindan dikh gea bibi da pindaa dikh gea

eh vee tu zara gcg te mcm ja k dekh aa......sadiyaan taan jhagiyaan ethe reh k vee sanu pura dhakdiyaan ne

4. bahar chaahe tandoor te kam kardiyan hon ure aake do mint dhup ch j turna peje taa eho j draune draune munh banaundiaan jinwe 80 saal di bebe nu mirgi payi howe..
ess gall da jawaab ruble ne baut sohna dita so main repeat nayi karna.......thodi der dhup ch reh jaan te raula ena chak dendiyaan ne hayeeeeeeeee mere skin kharab ho gayee.......ab to facial karvana padega......

5. Ok OK ta keh ni hudnaaa ina da OKAAAAYEEEEE hunda.... koi puche asin v sarkari skoolan ch angreji parhi aaa..sari umar ok ok hi sunea aaaa OKAYEEEE da ki hasaab katab aaa?

othe diyaan dee boli suni aa?????? odaan ghare bhavein puri desi punjabi boldiyan hon baar market ch ja k te hindi nayi laindee ena de muh to....jaan angreji......punjabi bolan waleya nu taan desi te dahaatee aakhdiyan ne...sade wargiyaan dekh laa jehdiyaan punjabi boldiyaan ethe reh k vee......

6. candian bibian di hello ni hulloooo hundi aa... eh gal jay nd jot jada samjha sakdian :D

aah canadian bibian layee aa.....so i wont comment zada....buh fer vee tu apnee hee kissi bibi nu call karda hoenga te suni oh vee hullo hee kendee honee aa hello nayi

baki galan diyan galan make up di ta bai gal hi cahd do.. make up karke harek aishwareya rai bani hundi aa.. eho ji meenh ch niklan to bada dardiaaan k kite koi jamdarni de bhulekhe naa haaq marde
othe diyaan kudiyaan dekhiyaan.......college jaan te purse ch pen bhavein hove na hove lips stick, liner...te pata nayi kee kee zaroor hunda......parking ch park baad ch kardiyaan pele makeup thik kardiyaan ne.........

hor te galaan diyaan galaan kade aerri ja k dekh lao.......daaru te dur kudiyaan smoke tak kardiyaan ne.......

buh main eh vee kahungee kee sariyaan kudiyaan othe diyaan vee eho jahiyaan nayi ne........main vee otho hee ayee haan.....asi kade eho j chajj jahe nayi kite c.......eh taan zada ava uteya jehdiyaan pg rendiyaan ohna da......chd aa k azadi mil jaandee aa jo marze karo fer........

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
oh hye meria rabba

 

[MeHRaM]

hun te photo vi haigi
lqabhana vi sokha hona
black mail kar sakdi tahnoo

hann ji bass aahi umeed c tuhaade ton v...........kade koi constructive kamm karan baare v soch lo...destructive minds......
main balckmail ton ni darda ..blackmail mere ton dardi aa
lao ji lao...sare NB te posters laado...Manly Daily ch v lva do....na lma saab ki fer raggad ke fode te laune aa je hun naa kamm aye...dooje din baari hoke aja ge ... smate bhande.......
kehdi foto ?????????

 

[can_jatti]

I totally agree.....eh gal sirf NRIs baare hi nahin log punjab vich baithe ek dooje de shehraan baare vi galaan banayi jaande ne.....main taan ethe aake eh vekhiya kii ethon de bache zyaada apne culture baare jaanan di koshish karde....main aap ehni door aake apne culture de hor kareeb aa gayi haan.....saare NRI ehdaan de nahin hunde......oh taan jinne fukri marni hai oh taan pindan chon sheharan vich do din lake vi maari jaande hai...u cant judge every1 coz only few em layin an eg....

sorry to post ithe...pat main vi kuch kehna si....oh ih ki .....panje unglan barabar ni hundian......sab NRIs nu generalise ni kita ja sakda.....

main taan sirf kudian bare hi keh sakdi haan...NRI kudian ajj di ghadi mainu aina pata INdia dian kudian naalo kite jyada sidhian ne.......bas bolan wala ithe mada ban janda.....India ch jo ho riha ajj kal universities ch sanu vi pata hi hai......ithe kise nu ih pata lagg jaye ki flatmate munda taan janta rai da pahaad bana dindi hia...university hostel dian kudian ni dikhdian jo so called uncles de ghare nite outs lai jandian.....damn man...ki hai ih sab...NRI hoye vi taan ki ho gaya........ajj di ghadi vi asin jo RIs ne uhna naalo jyada desi haan.....hun kise nu koi feeling len di lod ni.....par uyin kio ik dooje wall unglan jihian chakki jao....bhar aun naal apna virsa taan ni koi bhul janda........
asin uhi daal roti khane ho jo tusi....
asin ithe kise majboorian lai baithe haan apne shaunk lai ni...
apna ghar baar chad door rehna koi saukha ni...
jis tann lage so tan jane.....

ohi dhup hai ohi chaa hai
ohi meeh hai ohi wa hai
ohi sooraj hai ohi chann hai
fer tusi desi te asin pardesi kion????


Kahi suni maaf kario....