Punjabis are very intelligent !

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- dEsPeraTe cRaNky -
Scene: Trench warfare on border, Sikh regiment on one side.



Suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts!

"Oye Abdul!"
Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be"
BANG
shot dead!

"Oye Karim"
2 guys stand up, "Kya hai **** "
BANG BANG
both khalaas

"Oye Shahid!"
2 more,
BANG-BANG!
dono khalaas!

The other side get worried, they think that Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? Decide to try it themselves.

"Abe Gurdev Singh"
Silence!

"Oye Gurdev Singh!!"
Silence!

"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!"

"Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"

One person from other side gets up, "Main"
BANG!
 
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