lovable_mani
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Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his
logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajnikanth, Newton was confused to
such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajnikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of
the fights, our great Rajnikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the
tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajnikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajnikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which
kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajnikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your
remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Rajnikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver
and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and
fires his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken
and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for
one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow
his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is
happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajnikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of
a very high wall. So high that Rajnikanth can't jump even if he
tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes
normally use.
Rajnikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the
climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajnikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above
the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the
villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
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