Life's Like That !

[Pardesan Punjaban]

hye rabba

 

[Panjaban]

haahhahaa...

Ik vaari meri saheli kisey de ghar gai dinner te...uthey ohna ne murga v banaiya c..te meri sahelli meat ni khaandi...
Friend: Nai uncle ji main ni khaandi
Uncle: Oh ashaa.. Guddi tu vegitable ah?

>haha
meri frnd ne laal suit paiya c main keha keh dena c haanji main tamatar aan

 

[SehaJ]

 

[SHauKeeN GaBRu]

>haha........

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

 

[Dhillon]

Ikk bar main sabere - sabere uth ke dupehere nu college gaya, 10 mint badh saaaree lecture lake bahr nikkel ke motor cycle start karke bahn vich helmet payi hi si ta dekheya ke samne ikk badi pyari ji kudi khadi hai

main ohnu impress karn layi wheeli maari ( bike da agla tyre chakna ) sadak uchi neevi hon karke kuch gadbad ho gayi, jithe kudi khadi si uston main 3 foot piche diggiya and gisad da hoya panj foot agge takk gaya
fer bass khada main aap ho gaya, hemlet oh kudi ne chakk ke fadayi.

3 4 mahinne main lukk lukk ke college janda reha ke oh kudi kitte ambarrased na feel karre

 

[HoneY]

rolf ehni agge kyun gae ohde paira cha digna ci

 

[Panjaban]

>haha Karwaa lai besti?????? @akkrru

 

[jas_jøgåñ]

 

[Dhillon]

Sadda Ikk flat mate aa, ohnu sadde naal rende nu mahinne to jada ho gaya,

kall main ohnu pucheya, "Piyush roti khani "
hunn oh kall da mere naal bol ni reha,

kyu ?

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ohda naam piyush ni kush hor aa, damn i still cant remember.

 

[Panjaban]

Maheena hogeya naal rehndeya nu naam hajey v ni pata??
dats sad though..

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

lol..its funny n embarassing(actually not realli)..lol..aaj mera nephew aaya hoya sade ghare to ohdi tummy aaj jara kharab aa te kuch jada hi fart marri janda aa..lol...te apne UNP da logo dekh ke kehnda massi eh ki aa?
main keha tusi daso ki aa ..
kehnda U wale nu kehnda eh forest aa
N nu kehnda eh gurdwara aa
te P nu kehnda eh party aa ladies dance kardiya aa
main keha hunji
fer kehnda ehda matlab eh aa ke forest..gurdware te party te fart ni marde hunde


gal bani ke nahin...eh ta pata nahin but us moment te mera hassa nahin c ruk reha

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

............

 

[Panjaban]

hahaha...

 

[SehaJ]

Bhabhi Ju Great

 

[jas_jøgåñ]

 

[jas_jøgåñ]

mera cousin Punjab geya bara khush kheta ch ghm ke..bechara i felt bad for him ..ohnu kehnde ja gharon kahi chukk leya..
bechara raah ch bhul geya ki kehnde a kahi nu.. mainu aa ke kehnda didi main oh lai ke jana.. main keha ki.. ohi jehde naal haein karke mitti nu chukde ne te haein karke sutt dinde ne..mainu pata na lagge fer bechara kehnda.. didi jehde haein karke plate hundi a te tusi stick nu fadh ke miti puttde on.. (actions kar kar ke dekha reha c) bechara...
haein karke haeinte haein karke haein

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]