Jokes - 12 APR 10

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

Banta: agar hume koi musibat ho to hume kis k pass jana chahiye?
Santa: kisaan k paas..
Banta : Kyu?
Santa : Kyuki kisaan k pass "HAL" hota hai......



1 buddhi jannani nu 1 machhar tang kar reha si,
tang aa k jannani bed de thalle so gyi...
udon hi ik jugnu aa gya,,,
Jannani :- dekh le kinne chalaak ne, hun torch maar maar labbde ne...



I LOVE U
ka sms kisi bhi ladki ko bhejo aur jeeto
nazdiki police station ka trip, wo bhi luxurious jeep mein, khana peena rehna free...
upar se body masaaj xtra....




Santa apne papa di marriage video dekhde hoye,,,
papa mein wi apne wyaah ch item girls nachaoniya ne tuhade wyaah di tarah....
PAPA: o gadhe aa teri massiya te bhuaaa ne........




A very wise saying-
if u don't succed in d fst try......
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erase d proof tht u ever tried...
self respect naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai yaar.





MOHABBAT
ISHQ
PYAAR

Ye 3 cheeze har tufaan ka mukabla kar skti hain.
magar
1 cheez in sab ko khatam kar sakti hai...
aur wo hai...
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DADDY DI JUTTI.....





Love before marriage:
jaanu agar tum nahi to mai bhi nhi..
mai nhi to tum nhi...
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Love after maariage:
MAA kasam,, yaa ajj tu ni, yaa mein ni....

 

[dc16]

.... last wala bala kaim c ...

 

[Und3rgr0und J4tt1]

 

[_Gifty_]

hahaha .. sai gall ae .. bapu de chitar exam lai padan nu vi majboor kar dende ne :D

 

[[Hardeep]]

 

[Sourabh]

baapu di jutti wala kaim c

 

[Pinky20043]

i like last and the items girls. thats too funny.

 

[snoopy_amli]

hahaha item girls


naale HAL

 

[Saini Sa'aB]

Love before marriage:
jaanu agar tum nahi to mai bhi nhi..
mai nhi to tum nhi...
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Love after maariage:
MAA kasam,, yaa ajj tu ni, yaa mein ni....
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