Evening jokes

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Bada faayda
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut*bada*faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

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Maths teacher*to our brilliant Santa:-
How*can you*distribute 8 apples among 6 people ?
Santa :- Juice banake de do na Madam....:sw
 
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