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[SHauKeeN GaBRu]

 

[Ravan]

ohhh.....mere username de colour te vi tawa.....lol....udhan tusi try to understand me kyun likhya hunda....kon nahi samjh riha tuhanu ?

Aaho ji cholo main dar gaya
dhamki?
ya
salaha?

 

[$IMPLE]

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM. ​

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away ​

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM ​

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive​

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1. Park the car---------nahe hor car road vechale park karne
2. Check makeup----------boys pas check karan nu ki, pocket vech sari ji kangi hundi(hair cut boys de) ,pag wale ik bar pag left te ik bar right turn ji marde
3. Turn off engine-----------petrol mahenga hunda
4. Check makeup------- same
5. Go to ATM--------nahe pese atm vecho ape fly kar ke a jane
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse -------boys de purse vech card to bena ki hunda
7. Insert card --------acha boys nahe karde
8. Hit Cancel-------kyon apne iljam sade opar mari jane
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it --------now a days we use simple password
10. Insert card -------tuse nahe karde
11. Enter PIN --------chhad hun
12. Take cash------boys tarah othe nahe bhuldea
13. Go to car----------boys tarah car nu bhul ke taxi nahe call kardea
14. Check makeup------aje be nahe samjea
15. Start car--------nahe car start hoe bena chal po
16. Stop car ---------koe bevkuf ja boy moh chak ke sahmne aje ta stop karne pandi
17. Run back to ATM--------- not applicable
18. Take ATM card --------------na
19. Back to car --------------na
20. Check makeup--------------- kine bar dasa
21. Start car------------------na
22. Check makeup --------------na
23. Drive for 1/2 mile------------na
24. Release handbrake -------------na
25. Drive--------------ofcourse ase destination te pohnchna hunda

all na are related to boys

 

[Ravan]

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it --------now a days we use simple password


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[$IMPLE]

o man you are talking about last century

aajkal pin kithe rehge

nale pin tuse log yad rakh lende

 

[SHauKeeN GaBRu]

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it --------now a days we use simple password

simple password vi te kise chit vich likheya hona...

 

[Niki_Grewal]

Aaho ji cholo main dar gaya

dhamki?
ya
salaha?

hamki te salaha....dono da matlab vi dasdo mainu taan samjh hi nahi lagi ki hunda eh

 

[SherDil™]

1. Park the car---------nahe hor car road vechale park karne
2. Check makeup----------boys pas check karan nu ki, pocket vech sari ji kangi hundi(hair cut boys de) ,pag wale ik bar pag left te ik bar right turn ji marde
3. Turn off engine-----------petrol mahenga hunda
4. Check makeup------- same
5. Go to ATM--------nahe pese atm vecho ape fly kar ke a jane
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse -------boys de purse vech card to bena ki hunda
7. Insert card --------acha boys nahe karde
8. Hit Cancel-------kyon apne iljam sade opar mari jane
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it --------now a days we use simple password
10. Insert card -------tuse nahe karde
11. Enter PIN --------chhad hun
12. Take cash------boys tarah othe nahe bhuldea
13. Go to car----------boys tarah car nu bhul ke taxi nahe call kardea
14. Check makeup------aje be nahe samjea
15. Start car--------nahe car start hoe bena chal po
16. Stop car ---------koe bevkuf ja boy moh chak ke sahmne aje ta stop karne pandi
17. Run back to ATM--------- not applicable
18. Take ATM card --------------na
19. Back to car --------------na
20. Check makeup--------------- kine bar dasa
21. Start car------------------na
22. Check makeup --------------na
23. Drive for 1/2 mile------------na
24. Release handbrake -------------na
25. Drive--------------ofcourse ase destination te pohnchna hunda

all na are related to boys

20. Check makeup--------------- kine bar dasa..............
Oh jinni war tusi Makeup check kardiyan o ohni wwari hi taan dasiya hai munde ne.Is wich chooth ki hai.Naale aa kahani ji likhti lagda gussa kargi.nale aha simple password ki hunda ....? Is vich button ni dabaune painde...?

 

[$IMPLE]

te tuse boys (haircutwale) kine vae pocket vecho tute je comb nikal ke ki karde hune

te pag vale kine var pag nu left, rite turn karde

hor tuhada makeup hunda he ki

 

[Ravan]

20. Check makeup--------------- kine bar dasa..............
Oh jinni war tusi Makeup check kardiyan o ohni wwari hi taan dasiya hai munde ne.Is wich chooth ki hai.Naale aa kahani ji likhti lagda gussa kargi.nale aha simple password ki hunda ....? Is vich button ni dabaune painde...?

 

[Ravan]

hor tuhada makeup hunda he ki

 

[$IMPLE]

yeah ik he hunda te o ve after every 5 minutes karde

 

[SherDil™]

te tuse boys (haircutwale) kine vae pocket vecho tute je comb nikal ke ki karde hune

te pag vale kine var pag nu left, rite turn karde

hor tuhada makeup hunda he ki

Lo ji navi Jabli sunlo kainde ne boys hair cut wale.....yaar boyz taan hair cut wale hi hunde ne.baki ajj kal munde tutti kangi ni rakhde Gella shella launde ne te kangi di lod ni paindi.Te je gall Pag waleyan di karde ho te pag paee hundi taan left rite turn karde.Tusi taan bina pagg to ho Mundi ether uther kardiyaan rehndiyaan ho

 

[jattpunjabi]

oh girlo ..............na lao pange............mud ke bhajan nu jagah ni milni