Ak47_Riskykz
Rambo
American and Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
American says
"Let's play a game.
I will ask you a question.
If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
American asks the first question
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?
Indian doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket and pulls out a $5
Now, it's Indian turn
He asks American
"What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs ?"
American searches the net and asks all his smart friends.
After an hour, he gives Indian $500
American going nuts and asks
"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ?"
Indian reaches his pocket and gives American $5 !
Moral : Indian Rocks
Gori chamdi shocks
American says
"Let's play a game.
I will ask you a question.
If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
American asks the first question
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?
Indian doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket and pulls out a $5
Now, it's Indian turn
He asks American
"What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs ?"
American searches the net and asks all his smart friends.
After an hour, he gives Indian $500
American going nuts and asks
"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ?"
Indian reaches his pocket and gives American $5 !
Moral : Indian Rocks
Gori chamdi shocks