Worlds Shortest Essay!!! [18+]


This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition.
He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his imagination and humour .....Here's an example of absolute brilliance....
Shortest Essay:
An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
The prize-winner wrote:
'My God,' said the Queen, 'I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is.'