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Be generous - forgive subordinate their mistakes
In the bath are all equal. Bosses are washed in a sauna.
Implement - put in place, and vyvnedrit - forgotten
Entering the office of his boss, try not to offend the nose threshold

Cigarette you smoke shortens the life of 2 hours, drunk a bottle of vodka - 3. The working day shortens the life of 8 hours.
The head is not given to man in order to work, but in order not to work
- Gentlemen, the third day did not want to work. What could it mean? - Today
Lord, how many have not yet done … And how many more do not have to do …
Yes, I want to do that, just to do nothing
For someone who loves to work, there is always a chief
If you are punished for anything - be glad: you have nothing to blame
If a competitor can not be bought, it should sell
… if I will bother, tell me - I’m busy, or simply - there is no God
If you are going to work hard for eight hours a day, then eventually become the head and get right to work twelve hours a day,
If you want to work - lie down, sleep, and everything will
If the boss is not right - then either he does not boss, or you are not an employee
Female 73 years old looking for a place cleaner. Intimacy does not offer.
Looking for work unrelated to that
A drop of nicotine kills five minutes of working time
Collective farm - a voluntary matter: if you want - you are, do not want - shoot
Criticizing - means the authors explain that he does not, as would a critic, if it could
Lazybones - a man who does not pretend that works
Every curve is shorter line on which the Chief
Any independent decision should be supported by the sanction of higher authorities
We know his worth. And it is always higher than our wages.
Head to listen even when he is silent
Do not worry, if something is wrong. If everything worked as it should, you would have sat idle.
Do not be late for meetings - will be sitting in the front row
No mistakes, only he who does nothing
Illiterate forced to dictate
Never do anything right the first time, otherwise no one then do not appreciate, as it was difficult
Broke away from the team on business …
Write to slow down - I do not have time to dictate
Subordinates are people too - and also did not want to think
I like to work in their fields, because the specialty did not have any
Porters are invited for interesting work …
Work is a small break between a smoke
The most difficult thing in doing nothing - is that you can not pause and rest
The worst day of rest is still better than most good business day
Today, three times the thought. Very tired …
Discreet silence - the best argument in a dispute with the leadership
Safety precautions when working on the grinders I know how his three fingers
Just to get around work, be sure someone will wake …
Tost at work should be brief, as lunch
You work, we do not worry - we will not touch
Study, study and study again, because the work you still can not find
Man is never so close to perfection, as when filling out a job
How lazy person, the more his work recalls the feat
The Chef is always right, man is fallible
I’m not a mechanic. I do not even know which end to a screwdriver to drive nails.
Where to take the time to do tomorrow what you put off today?
They think those who are too lazy to work … And work those who are too lazy to think!



 
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