Wonderful Designation of Officers!!!

Guest33

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1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
 

neil

W@TNO DOOR
sharam haya taa nee aundee tainu bhua.....:slap








i ve managed a project but i never thought so.........
 

Guest33

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neil said:
sharam haya taa nee aundee tainu bhua.....:slap








i ve managed a project but i never thought so.........

jihne kiti sharamuhde futt gaye karam....ih tuhadi problem ki tusi ih nahi sochia........sochna chaida si ....
 
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