women

[jattpunjabi]

• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
• Taxis stop for us.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
• We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

 

[jattpunjabi]

Women's Bumper Stickers

'So many men, so few who can afford me.'


'Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich.'


'Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.'


'Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares?'


'And your point is?'


'Next mood swing: 6 minutes.'


'If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.'

 

[jattpunjabi]

Gender Fun​

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example... ​

1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. ​

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if

 

[jattpunjabi]

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

 

[J@tti]

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

 

[jattpunjabi]

gender fun​

3) Tyre -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. ​

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. ​

5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. ​

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. ​

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. ​

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. ​

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last ast 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. ​

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

 

[Niki_Grewal]

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[MeHRaM]