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1. What did the lonely banana say?
Ans: I'm a'kela'
2. What did the green peas say?
Ans: Nothing. They just 'mutter'ed
3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
'Aaloo?'
4. Where do cabbages hang out?
Ans: In the Gobi desert
5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
Ans: B(h)ooths
6. What did the flower say to its girl friend?
Ans: Why do phools fall in love?
7. What did the fat car say?
Ans: I'm a mota car
8. What did the confused egg say?
Ans: I don't unda-stand
9. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
Ans: Jhinga Bells
10. What did the half eaten naan say?
Ans : I wish I was puri
11. What language do carrots speak?
Ans: Gajarati.
Ans: I'm a'kela'
2. What did the green peas say?
Ans: Nothing. They just 'mutter'ed
3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
'Aaloo?'
4. Where do cabbages hang out?
Ans: In the Gobi desert
5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
Ans: B(h)ooths
6. What did the flower say to its girl friend?
Ans: Why do phools fall in love?
7. What did the fat car say?
Ans: I'm a mota car
8. What did the confused egg say?
Ans: I don't unda-stand
9. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
Ans: Jhinga Bells
10. What did the half eaten naan say?
Ans : I wish I was puri
11. What language do carrots speak?
Ans: Gajarati.