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bEtTa LeAvE dIs BoY aLoNe
Women are all complex creatures

if u kiss her,
u are not a gentleman,
if u don't,
u are not a man.

if u praise her,
she thinks u are lying,
if u don't,
you are good for nothing.

if u agree to all her likes,
u are a crimp,
if u don't,
u are not understanding.

if u visit her often,
she thinks u are boring,
if u don't,
she accuses u of double crossing.

if u are well dressed,
she says u are a playboy,
if u don't.,
u are a dull boy.

if u are jealous,
she says it is bad,
if u don't,
she thinks u do not love her.

if u attempt a romance,
she says u didn't respect her,
if u don't ,
she thinks u do not like her.

if u are a minute late,
she complains its hard to wait,
if she is late,
she says that's the girls way.

if u visit another man,
u are putting in quality time,
if she is visited by another woman,
oh! its natural we are girls.

if u kiss her once in a while,
she professes u are cold.
if u kiss her often,
she tells u are taking advantage.

if u fail to help her crossing the street,
u lack ethics,
if u don't,
she thinks it just one of men's tactics of
seduction.

if u stare at another woman,
she acusses u of flirting,
if she is stared by another men,
she says that they are just admiring.

if u talk she wants u to listen,
if u listen she wants u to talk.

so simple,yet so complex,
so weak,yet so powerful,

so confusing,yet so desirable,
so damning,yet so wonderful women!
 
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