UNP tidbits

JoeG

Prime VIP
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot


I'm reporting live from warzone unp
eh Unp domestic ta ashley madsion ch badal gea

apparently kisi ne kisi di life ruin karti

jado is baare supreme leader nu puchea gea te ohna ne pehle te eh keh dita ki


papera ch nakal maarde fadde gae si.. ta board ne ehna di khatiya khadi karti


baad vich jad unp naujawan sabha ne tillon da gherao kita
ta ohna ne dassea ki


kisi ne kisi naal haske gal kar lai
te agle ne ta Hardy sandhu vaang apne bachea de naam wi soch lae

unpians nu love u, miss u message tak hi seemat rehna chaida
agar koi serious hai te ohna de ghardea nu appeal kiti jandi hai
ki cheti to cheti ohna de hath peele karte jaan


eh sunke ta Vj dia vaacha khidd gaiya
te ohna ne apne ghar da rang rogan wi shuru karta


poore maamle te asi Agony aunt sippu di rai leni chahi, ta ohna ne wi
apna template wala jawaab de dita


bacheo pyar mohabbat naal rea karo
je kisi ne ladai kiti ta main ohnu talaak de dena


fir jad unpians ne most eligible bachelor vj nu puchea ki hanji viah ch fir saanu
paneer de pakode milne ya veg cutlets?

ta vj ne hasske gal taal diti ki main ta diwali di tyari karda



chalo back to the studio.
 

JoeG

Prime VIP
Major UNP PR nightmare averted.


Admin alone smiley restore karan lai mann gae
Eh sunn ke rk puram ch khushi di lehar uth gai


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PS: aisa kuj nahi hoya.. eh alone nu manaun da tareeka si
agar isto baad meri koi post na hoi te samajh jana
ohne frying pan maarke mainu :fattad karta









PPS: nahi nahi hathapai te nahi hoi
vaise nahi boldi
fone chakdi ta hai
par reply nahi kardi
shayd network problem hai
rukko main khambe te charh ke gal karda


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eh sab vekh ke Tillon di Aata majhi satakli
te ohna ne keha


 
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