UNP tidbits

[chief]

Reason for low registration count on unp



the sign-up process is a tough nut to crack for most

 

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Re: Reason for low registration count on unp

lol Dhillon hi edde serious question puchh skda

 

[Dhillon]

Re: Reason for low registration count on unp

lol, kai ta colour of grass nu 'grean' likhi jande.

fer kende 'website not taking me'

 

[kit walker]

Re: Reason for low registration count on unp

 

[chief]

@Miss Alone

has been assigned admin duties.
And she can not contain her excitement.

 

[Miss Alone]

 

[chief]

@{ ƤΩƝƘΩĴ }

vj's world came crashing after he lost the cash award to babbu
apparently the words he uttered were "tillon dekh launga tainu"

image credit: gopi chand jasoos

 

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[chief]

[02:13] [Thank You] : JB taan aaj kal aunda hi ghat aa
[02:12] [Thank You] : Bus dhiilon nu rishwat mil gi honi
[02:12] Mahaj : Sarey members nu selfian post karnia mandatory :P
[02:12] Mahaj : Alone admin?
[02:10] BaBBu : congrats
[02:09] [Thank You] : Congrats alone
[02:07] { ƤΩƝƘΩĴ } : fer ik munda hor admin honna chahida
[02:06] { ƤΩƝƘΩĴ } : lily v admin te alone v

amidst reports of corruption
several unpians are now thronging liquor shops
in order to please his royal highness tillon

 

[Dhillon]

apne adhe unp de munde theke di line vich, baki jio di

 

[chief]

In an expected move, the cash award is now jointly shared by vj (pic above) and babbu.
The 4 AM medical bulletin stated tillon's BP is now stable.

 

[Parv]

 

[chief]

poor jokes are poor.
fearing a ban, correspondent q prays before goddess miss alone

 

[Miss Alone]

 

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

 

[chief]

Being sick and tired of Bsnl broadband services, notorious unpian marju
decided to smash the junction box of his street and get a jio sim instead.

An alert police party caught him in the act and arrested him
on charges of destroying the internet.

The sitting judge, who is himself said to be a sufferer of bsnl,
decided to let him off. He also instructed the bsnl officials
to raise the post Fup speed to 1MBps.

This announcement rejoiced consumers across the nation.
With several terming marju as the modern-day moses
for the bsnl broadband clan.

 

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[kit walker]

 

[chief]

Several high-profile unpians were conspicuous by their absence in the
"Congratulation Miss Alone on Becoming Admin" thread.

However, some of them were found submitting a memorandum to the site operator
about alleged irregularities in the staff selection process.

Sources say, your majesty is known to use such documents to wipe.

(Artist's impression)

 

[Dhillon]

lol