Top 10 ways to avoid RAPE -

[Yaar Punjabi]

Top 10 ways to avoid RAPE -
1. Don't live in India -
Migrate to Bharat instead.
(Courtesy - RSS Chief Mohan
Bhagwat)
2. Don't eat chowmein.
(Courtesy - Khap Panchayat)
3. Don't go out with boys in the
night.
(Courtesy - Abu Azmi of Samajwadi
Party).
Better still - go on self imposed
house-arrest.
4. Don't wear jeans. Fashion is
strictly prohibited.
(Courtesy - too may people to
mention)
5. Get married when you are
16years old.
(Courtesy - Khap Panchayat)
6. Don't use mobile.
(Courtesy - Some Panchayat in UP)
7. Don't cross Maryada
(Courtesy - MP Minister Kailash
Vijayvargiya)
8. Say NO to anything remotely
connected to western culture
(Courtesy - RSS Chief Mohan
Bhagwat)
9. Perform puja to put "stars" in
correct "position".
(Courtesy - Chhattisgarh Home
Minister Nanki Ram Kanwar)
And if everything mentioned above
fails and you are still being raped,
here is the last weapon
10. Call your rapist "Bhaiya".
(Courtesy - Spiritual Guru Asaramji
Bapu)
That ought to STOP THE RAPE!!

 

[tomarnidhi]

I know right? every suggestion more stupid than the other... instead of action, they come up with this BS

 

[Chann]

compilation ....mama formatting tan thread wargi kar liya kar

 

[*Sippu*]

Ehna sab janeya nu rapist toh pehla goli maar deni chahidi