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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
DANNY : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DANNY : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : DANNY, go to the map and find North America.
DANNY : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : DANNY!
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TEACHER : DANNY, how do you spell "crocodile"?
DANNY : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
DANNY : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : DANNY, give me a sentence starting with "I".
DANNY : I is...
TEACHER : No, DANNY. Always say, "I am."
DANNY : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
DANNY : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
DANNY : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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DANNY : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
DANNY: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots !
DANNY: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that
at home.
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TEACHER : Now, DANNY, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating ?
DANNY: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : DANNY, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his ?
DANNY: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
DANNY: A teacher
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