Time for some male bashing.....

GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe

~~brOwn sUg@~~
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.



Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...



Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....



Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.



Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.



Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business



Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .



Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...



Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.



Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!



Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
 

dhana_jatt

~*~ NiMaNa ~*~
yaara di bezti.......... kithe reh ge mere veero.... aayo apni izzat da badla layiye :saw


































baki mainu kam hai main aaya >np
 

munda_wakhre_type_da

-- Kem da Gui --
dhana_jatt said:
yaara ne peg jada lale c ta ni aa sake tusi ruko aaun ge :nerv :nerv
burahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :talli

ina bibian di aisi tesi..
bai tu chinta na kar.. ina nu ho len de khush.. bas ina nu bolna hi aunda :bak
bol bol ke soch sochke khush hoi jandiyan uda hi.. gal ni baat ni ..

a vishu nu ta main uda hi pagal declare kar chukea haan.. naal diyan da v dmaag khraab kari jandi aaa.. baki biiyo gal sun lo.. vishu ta jaleel aa ...kut kha kha dheeth hogi .. tusi naa jaloos kadaleo ide magar lagke :saw
 

Some1

Focusing on ________
munda_wakhre_type_da said:
burahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :talli


ina bibian di aisi tesi..
bai tu chinta na kar.. ina nu ho len de khush.. bas ina nu bolna hi aunda :bak
bol bol ke soch sochke khush hoi jandiyan uda hi.. gal ni baat ni ..

a vishu nu ta main uda hi pagal declare kar chukea haan.. naal diyan da v dmaag khraab kari jandi aaa.. baki biiyo gal sun lo.. vishu ta jaleel aa ...kut kha kha dheeth hogi .. tusi naa jaloos kadaleo ide magar lagke :saw



:wa



:sleepy :sleepy :sleepy
 

The Ominous

Come get Some......
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