Ten most stupid questions?

Roop Dhillon

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People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:



1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here? :kin

Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here. :bite



2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt? :kin

Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again? :mean



3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...

Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people. :nerv

Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you? :-D



4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good? :wink

Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it. rofl





5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.

Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. :hit

Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. :mean



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well? :wink

Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money. :wig



7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping? :an

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron. :hit


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut? :gig

Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding. :saw





9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts? :wink

Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed. :gig



10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke. :mean

Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames! :-D :-D
 
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Ki Zor Gareeba Da
:roll8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut? :gig

Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding. :saw



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10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke. :mean

Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames! :-D :-D


 
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