Tell ur Wife The Truth

Zailldaar

Mimber
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He
walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby
bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees beautiful woman and
strikes up a conversation. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads
to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3am and says, "Oh no! It's so
late. My wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She
gives him some talcum powder, which he precedes to rub on his hands and
then goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. Where
have you been?"
Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they
were closed. So I went to the
bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we
had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with
her.

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
She sees his hands are covered with powder and says...
"You liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"

Moral of the story:
(1) Always tell your wife the truth.
(2) She won't believe you anyway.
(3) At least your conscience will be clear

 

neil

W@TNO DOOR
he hehe ahahahahahahah.............bahut ache.........
there is another guy who plays GOLF
 
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