Talcum Powder

The Ominous

Come get Some......
A lady tells her husband to go to a store and buy some cigarettes. He walks
down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to
use the vending machine.

At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a
couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her
apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh
no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum
powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his
hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she was really angry. "Where
the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store
like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the
vending machine. I saw this great looking girl There and we had a few
drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in Bed with her. "Oh
yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder
and says..."You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!! :ban :ban

Moral of the story: Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you
anyway. At least your conscience is clear
 

Ruler

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Moral of the story: Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you
anyway. At least your conscience is clear

bara wadiya moral hai :)
 
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