Some more "you know your indian when"....

pink puma

Elite
hehe this is so funny guys

>>>You Know You're Indian When...
>>>
>>>Your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor.
>>>
>>>Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
>>>
>>>You know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it
>>>happens
>>>
>>>You're father and grandfathers have hair on their ears
>>>
>>>An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your
>>>mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
>>>
>>>Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both
>>>
>>>Your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
>>>
>>>You either really, really want to go to NYU or really, really want
>>>to stay away from it
>>>
>>>"You want a stereo! When I was your age, I didn't even have
>>>shoes!"
>>>
>>>Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones
>>>with the blue and pink stripes at the
>>>top.
>>>
>>>Your family owns a tennis racquet.
>>>
>>>You buy corn oil by the gallon.
>>>
>>>Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
>>>
>>>You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
>>>
>>>Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close
>>>to their real names.
>>>
>>>You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the Airport.
>>>
>>>You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's
>>>house.
>>>
>>>When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you
>>>discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
>>>
>>>Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries
>>>have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top
>>>of their lungs when making long distance calls.
>>>
>>>There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
>>>
>>>You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.
>>>
>>>Your
>>>mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad's) sister
>>>and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
>>>
>>>You hide everything from your parents.
>>>
>>>Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
>>>
>>>You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
>>>
>>>Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
>>>
>>>Everyone is a family friend.
>>>
>>>You know no one who has studied music.
>>>
>>>You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
>>>
>>>You still came back home to live with your parents after you had
>>>finished.
>>>
>>>Your best friend got married at the age of 16.
>>>
>>>You like the meat well done.
>>>
>>>You eat onions with everything.
>>>
>>>You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
>>>
>>>You say you hate Indian films but secretly watch them with your
>>>parents.
>>>
>>>You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.
>>>
>>>You order
>>>Indian food in your own language to impress the people you're with
>>>but the waiters don't understand you.
>>>
>>>You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex,
>>>especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.
>>>
>>>You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
>>>
>>>You secure your baggage with a rope.
>>>
>>>You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and
>>>you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to
>>>pick you up.
>>>
>>>You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a
>>>member of...the royal family.
>>>
>>>You're parents would freak out if your sister wore a crop top
>>>baring her midriff...but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable
>>>
>>>Your parents call all your friends "Beta" whether they are Indian
>>>or not
>>>
>>>Your parent are panicking if you aren't married when you turn
>>>25
>>>
>>>Either you really like Indians of the opposite sex or you can't
>>>stand them
>>>
>>>Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds
>>>
>>>A horoscope must decide your wedding date
>>>
>>>Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
>>>
>>>You are sick and tired of answering questions about "the dot"
>>>
>>>Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they
>>>tried
>>>
>>>You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried
>>>
>>>You have cousins you have never met, whose names you don't know,
>>>but who insist they're related to you, even though they bear NO
>>>resemblance to...anyone YOU know.
>>>
>>>Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and
>>>try and demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not
>>>fighting.
>>>
>>>You notice that whenever you go to another Indian's house, your
>>>parents always talk about work and business.
>>>
>>>The second you
>>>pull out of someone's driveway, your parents start talking...about
>>>them.
>>>
>>>Every few months your parents say when they're moving back to
>>>India
>>>
>>>No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming
>>>over for a visit.


ahhaaaaaaaaa :mean
 

Ravan

*****AKA-JATT*****
hehe this is so funny guys

>>>You Know You're Indian When...
>>>
>>>Your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor.
>>>
>>>Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
>>>
>>>You know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it
>>>happens
>>>
>>>You're father and grandfathers have hair on their ears
>>>
>>>An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your
>>>mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
>>>
>>>Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both
>>>
>>>Your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
>>>
>>>You either really, really want to go to NYU or really, really want
>>>to stay away from it
>>>
>>>"You want a stereo! When I was your age, I didn't even have
>>>shoes!"
>>>
>>>Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones
>>>with the blue and pink stripes at the
>>>top.
>>>
>>>Your family owns a tennis racquet.
>>>
>>>You buy corn oil by the gallon.
>>>
>>>Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
>>>
>>>You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
>>>
>>>Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close
>>>to their real names.
>>>
>>>You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the Airport.
>>>
>>>You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's
>>>house.
>>>
>>>When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you
>>>discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
>>>
>>>Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries
>>>have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top
>>>of their lungs when making long distance calls.
>>>
>>>There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
>>>
>>>You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.
>>>
>>>Your
>>>mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad's) sister
>>>and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
>>>
>>>You hide everything from your parents.
>>>
>>>Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
>>>
>>>You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
>>>
>>>Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
>>>
>>>Everyone is a family friend.
>>>
>>>You know no one who has studied music.
>>>
>>>You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
>>>
>>>You still came back home to live with your parents after you had
>>>finished.
>>>
>>>Your best friend got married at the age of 16.
>>>
>>>You like the meat well done.
>>>
>>>You eat onions with everything.
>>>
>>>You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
>>>
>>>You say you hate Indian films but secretly watch them with your
>>>parents.
>>>
>>>You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.
>>>
>>>You order
>>>Indian food in your own language to impress the people you're with
>>>but the waiters don't understand you.
>>>
>>>You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex,
>>>especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.
>>>
>>>You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
>>>
>>>You secure your baggage with a rope.
>>>
>>>You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and
>>>you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to
>>>pick you up.
>>>
>>>You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a
>>>member of...the royal family.
>>>
>>>You're parents would freak out if your sister wore a crop top
>>>baring her midriff...but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable
>>>
>>>Your parents call all your friends "Beta" whether they are Indian
>>>or not
>>>
>>>Your parent are panicking if you aren't married when you turn
>>>25
>>>
>>>Either you really like Indians of the opposite sex or you can't
>>>stand them
>>>
>>>Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds
>>>
>>>A horoscope must decide your wedding date
>>>
>>>Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
>>>
>>>You are sick and tired of answering questions about "the dot"
>>>
>>>Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they
>>>tried
>>>
>>>You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried
>>>
>>>You have cousins you have never met, whose names you don't know,
>>>but who insist they're related to you, even though they bear NO
>>>resemblance to...anyone YOU know.
>>>
>>>Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and
>>>try and demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not
>>>fighting.
>>>
>>>You notice that whenever you go to another Indian's house, your
>>>parents always talk about work and business.
>>>
>>>The second you
>>>pull out of someone's driveway, your parents start talking...about
>>>them.
>>>
>>>Every few months your parents say when they're moving back to
>>>India
>>>
>>>No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming
>>>over for a visit.


ahhaaaaaaaaa :mean


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when your girlfriend's parents try to know each and every thing about u:bolt:bolt:bolt:bolt:bolt:bolt
 
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