some more jokes.....

[Guest33]

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"*
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."

 

[Guest33]

A guy goes inside the confessional and says, "Forgive me,
Father, for I have sinned."

"What did you do, my son?" asked the priest.

"Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I
decided to explore a cave near the shore because I heard
sometimes people like to go have sex in there. When I turned
on my flashlight, I witnessed two men having sex."

"Oh, so you were the asshole with the flashlight?!"

 

[Angel_Eyes]

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"*
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."

fer ta appe apreshan vadhiya ho gaya hou

 

[J@tti]

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"*
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."

 

[MAVERICK]

funny stuff

keep goin' galz

 

[Angel_Eyes]

 

[JobanJit Singh Dhillon]

hahahahaha