some more jokes.....

Guest33

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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"*
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
 

Guest33

Elite
A guy goes inside the confessional and says, "Forgive me,
Father, for I have sinned."

"What did you do, my son?" asked the priest.

"Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I
decided to explore a cave near the shore because I heard
sometimes people like to go have sex in there. When I turned
on my flashlight, I witnessed two men having sex."

"Oh, so you were the asshole with the flashlight?!"
 

Angel_Eyes

Done Deal !
jatti_sydney said:
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"*
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
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J@tti

..Majajan..
jatti_sydney said:
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"*
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
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