Some Laws....Newton 4got !


Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left
will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, ur nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for
work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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