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Ek amli da Radio kharaab ho janda hai.
Khol ke dekhda hai ta andar Chuha marya hunda hai.
Dekh ke Amli kehnda hai: "Lai Chaallu kithon ho jau! Sala Gayak taan mareya peya hai !"
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Ek police wala car wale nu rok ke - "Eh sada suraksha week hai, isliye tuhanu belt pa ke gaddi chalaun layi Rs. 5000/- da inaam dita janda hai. Tusi ehna paiseyan da ki karoge?"
Man - "Sab to pehlan mein apna driving licence banawanga."
Woman on the back seat - "Ehdi gal te yakeeen na karo, eh sharaab pee ke eddan hi bolda hai."
Man's Child police dekh ke - "Papa mainu pata c, chori di car ch asin jyada door nahin ja sakde."
Pichche se dikki mein se awaaj aayi - "Hello bhai border paar ho gaya."
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ik banda buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]he says, "I want my 20 lakhs.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The winner said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The winner, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]bbbrruuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh[/FONT]
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Imagine if ur computer starts workin in
punjabi then wat will happen ?????????
You will have commands like these on your computer:
Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Thailay
High priority = Waddee Takleef
and finally
Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao..
KIDAAN LAGEYAAAAAAAAAAAA
Khol ke dekhda hai ta andar Chuha marya hunda hai.
Dekh ke Amli kehnda hai: "Lai Chaallu kithon ho jau! Sala Gayak taan mareya peya hai !"
__________________________________________________ ____
Ek police wala car wale nu rok ke - "Eh sada suraksha week hai, isliye tuhanu belt pa ke gaddi chalaun layi Rs. 5000/- da inaam dita janda hai. Tusi ehna paiseyan da ki karoge?"
Man - "Sab to pehlan mein apna driving licence banawanga."
Woman on the back seat - "Ehdi gal te yakeeen na karo, eh sharaab pee ke eddan hi bolda hai."
Man's Child police dekh ke - "Papa mainu pata c, chori di car ch asin jyada door nahin ja sakde."
Pichche se dikki mein se awaaj aayi - "Hello bhai border paar ho gaya."
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ik banda buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]he says, "I want my 20 lakhs.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The winner said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The winner, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]bbbrruuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh[/FONT]
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Imagine if ur computer starts workin in
punjabi then wat will happen ?????????
You will have commands like these on your computer:
Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Thailay
High priority = Waddee Takleef
and finally
Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao..
KIDAAN LAGEYAAAAAAAAAAAA