some joke

Ek amli da Radio kharaab ho janda hai.

Khol ke dekhda hai ta andar Chuha marya hunda hai.

Dekh ke Amli kehnda hai: "Lai Chaallu kithon ho jau! Sala Gayak taan mareya peya hai !"

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Ek police wala car wale nu rok ke - "Eh sada suraksha week hai, isliye tuhanu belt pa ke gaddi chalaun layi Rs. 5000/- da inaam dita janda hai. Tusi ehna paiseyan da ki karoge?"

Man - "Sab to pehlan mein apna driving licence banawanga."

Woman on the back seat - "Ehdi gal te yakeeen na karo, eh sharaab pee ke eddan hi bolda hai."

Man's Child police dekh ke - "Papa mainu pata c, chori di car ch asin jyada door nahin ja sakde."

Pichche se dikki mein se awaaj aayi - "Hello bhai border paar ho gaya."
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ik banda buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]he says, "I want my 20 lakhs.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks."[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The winner said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.[/FONT]


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The winner, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"[/FONT]


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]bbbrruuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh[/FONT]

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Imagine if ur computer starts workin in
punjabi then wat will happen ?????????

You will have commands like these on your computer:

Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Thailay
High priority = Waddee Takleef

and finally

Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao..

KIDAAN LAGEYAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
baki ta theek par beer sardara ala ni jachya, bai sardara te tava na lai agge ton te ik vaar ah thread jaroor padh lain " aiven hi sardar kahonde ni"
yaar sardara ne ki ni kita, desh di azadi di ladai wich dekh la kinne sardar c, kinne sardar fansi chade, te tu yaar sardara te tava lai janda....not good
 
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