Signs Of North Indian Girlfriend

itz not all true tho.....per ruble ji di demand te post kitta :y

if U 've a Northindian Girlfriend

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.
 
we_hustle_fo_lyfe said:
itz not all true tho.....per ruble ji di demand te post kitta :y

if U 've a Northindian Girlfriend


13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.
punjabna nu Govinda jiada pasand roflroflroflroflrofl
 

Guest33

Elite
we_hustle_fo_lyfe said:
itz not all true tho.....per ruble ji di demand te post kitta :y

if U 've a Northindian Girlfriend

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acha putt apna palla jhaad lia...ruble ji da naam leta....mainu dukhi nu hor dukhi na karo:dts :dts :dts :dts
 

MeHRaM

sadial
chhote veer wat abt the west indian GFS ...especialy from WEST BENGAL..je ohna baare kujh haiga oh v laade....i think sabb praise hi praise honi chahidi aa:yes :bolt
 

Guest33

Elite
sydneysider said:
chhote veer wat abt the west indian GFS ...especialy from WEST BENGAL..je ohna baare kujh haiga oh v laade....i think sabb praise hi praise honi chahidi aa:yes :bolt

kion experience hai.....lagda us din oh bolda wali likhai walianlines kise West India wali ne hi likhian si:mean :mean :mean
 

MeHRaM

sadial
jatti_sydney said:
kion experience hai.....lagda us din oh bolda wali likhai walianlines kise West India wali ne hi likhian si:mean :mean :mean
pardesan punjaban said:
kehrian bhene
ਲਾ ਲੋ ਤਵਾ ਗਰੀਬਾਂ ਤੇ
ਚੰਗਾ ਵੀ ਦਾਤਾ

koi gall ni kakka
ਦੜ ਵੱਟ ਜਮਾਨਾ ਕੱਟ ਭਲੇ ਦਿਨ ਆਵਣਗੇ
 

Guest33

Elite
sydneysider said:
ਲਾ ਲੋ ਤਵਾ ਗਰੀਬਾਂ ਤੇ
ਚੰਗਾ ਵੀ ਦਾਤਾ

koi gall ni kakka
ਦੜ ਵੱਟ ਜਮਾਨਾ ਕੱਟ ਭਲੇ ਦਿਨ ਆਵਣਗੇ
:mean :mean :mean :mean :mean
kaun kehnda neend ch post karia karo...fer bhugto
 
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