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Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu :
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope." [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn! [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings! [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar! [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls! [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands." [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]25. The cat with gloves catches no mice. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope." [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands." [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]25. The cat with gloves catches no mice. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa. [/FONT]
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