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Rawan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....
You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman....
Now who is Rawan??????
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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain.
Can you please tell them your age?
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Mistakes are not crime......
If you correct them, they are the key to success!
FOR EXAMPLE, God created you ......
He then created me.
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Teacher: Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Student: Simple, stop imagining.
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Bikhari: 50 paise de do,,, maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta
hai.
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Beta: maa, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Beta: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
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Circuit 100 watt ke bulb par Munnabhai ka naam likh raha tha.
Munnabhai ne puchha "abey kya kar rahe be circuit?"
Circuit, "bole to bhai, aap ka naam roshan karneki try maar raha hoon bhai."
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Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha."
Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat... Bole to ab apun ko jyada
yaad nahin!!"
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