sharma verma stuff

neil

W@TNO DOOR
Some Great sharma and verma joke that make you laugh like hell...too good





Q: Why was Sharma writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mothertongue.?
Sharma: Very long!


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Sharma went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.

Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

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Sharma went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Sharma: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?


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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
verma: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Sharma was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Sharma: I think I'll take the money.

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Sharma: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
verma: Me too, after u leave.

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Q: How do you recognize Sharma's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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Sharma: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
bhatiya: What's he studying?"
Sharma: He's not studying, they are studying him!

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What's Ford?
Sharma: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Sharma: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Sharma: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
verma: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Sharma: I didn't say he got out.

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MaRjAnA

JaTT_On_JaunT
I started this sort thread at lc,,,,admin naal vadu bhes hoi c,,,,fer uuus ne SINGH word lai kahaya c,,ki santa naal nahin lana....sharma jad mai layaia ta mircha lagiyan uus nu:slap :slap :slap
 
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