sharma verma stuff


Some Great sharma and verma joke that make you laugh like hell...too good

Q: Why was Sharma writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mothertongue.?
Sharma: Very long!


Sharma went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.

Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.


Sharma went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Sharma: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?


Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
verma: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.


Sharma was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Sharma: I think I'll take the money.


Sharma: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
verma: Me too, after u leave.


Q: How do you recognize Sharma's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Sharma: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
bhatiya: What's he studying?"
Sharma: He's not studying, they are studying him!


What's Ford?
Sharma: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Sharma: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Sharma: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
verma: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Sharma: I didn't say he got out.



I started this sort thread at lc,,,,admin naal vadu bhes hoi c,,,,fer uuus ne SINGH word lai kahaya c,,ki santa naal nahin lana....sharma jad mai layaia ta mircha lagiyan uus nu:slap :slap :slap